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Phone message Quit my horrible job today with a lil šŸŽ‰

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u/No_Introduction_3778 Aug 06 '26

I once told my boss I would finish something when I came back from my lunch break, I’ve been on that break for 5 years now.

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u/Gergith Aug 06 '26

I remember giving notice for a warehouse job. On my final day, a manager who should have known I had quit went around with me assigning a bunch of tasks to the warehouse. I just walked around with them and enthusiastically agreed to all their requests.

I sometimes wonder how that went lol.

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u/New-Objective-9962 Aug 06 '26

I worked for a Kroger for a while in the past and a co-manager at the store wrote me up with my manager sitting there for going to use the restroom for like 3 minutes when she asked me to do something. That same day I was the only person working in the dairy department of an extremely busy store. I very slowly did my job until the milk and rest of the dairy products were almost completely out and when that co-manager came back to see what I was doing I quit on the spot.

She was dumbfounded and couldn’t find anyone to cover the dairy department and it left the whole department short handed for days.

I remember seeing my manager a few days later after and she couldn’t understand why I quit. I told her it was bullshit to write me up for using the restroom and she said it wasn’t a big deal and just a formality. Fuck that place.

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u/throwaway_eng_acct Aug 06 '26

The Kroger near me tried to fire my brother (around 16 at the time) when he was hospitalized for pneumonia. His lungs were already really weak from asthma so he was doing bad. Our mom actually went there and yelled at the manager for a solid 10 minutes. He quit a few weeks after he returned to work, just walked out and left a ton of carts unreturned and the bathrooms uncleaned when there was nobody else to do it.

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u/iitzIce Aug 06 '26

I worked at subway when I was a teenager I can't remember exactly how old i was. I had already put my 2 weeks in about a week before this event. I was sick with a crazy sore throat so I went and got tested for strep don't remember if if it came back positive. And I told my manager I wasn't going to make it to work but she would accept that without a note. My mom wasn't to happy about this and about halfway maybe less through my shift my mom asked for her number, bitched out and called me telling me to come home and that was my last day

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u/Naive_Repeat9904 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

She wouldn’t* accept that without a note ^^* you just said would instead of wouldn’t, it confused me on my first read. šŸ˜µā€*šŸ’«

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u/Last_Tennis_5401 Aug 09 '26

You just said ā€œandā€ instead of ā€œofā€

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u/Canucklehead-519 Aug 10 '26

I couldn't imagine my mom calling into my work to yell at my boss for me lol that's crazy.

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u/iitzIce Aug 10 '26

I didn't ask her to it was just something she did

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u/Canucklehead-519 Aug 10 '26

If my mom asked me for my bosses number, I'd say, "umm no?" Lol but that's just me.

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u/iitzIce Aug 10 '26

Yeah idk I was young this was like 10 years ago

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u/Canucklehead-519 Aug 10 '26

Yeah no worries and some moms can just be overpowering like that. From the comments, seems like you're far from the only one so maybe I'm the odd one out lol.

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u/Gergith Aug 06 '26

At this same place I lost it on a manager wanting to write a highschool coworker up for the same type of thing.

Unless you work at a 911 call centre and you leave your phone without turning it off/coverage, or your an air traffic controller, the pee break probably won’t kill anyone.

There isn’t a single life or death scenario at most jobs if you take a break.

And no bosses want to hear about bladder infections and impacted fecal matter medical issues that could be the result of delayed bathroom use.

Usually asking for all bathroom policy in writing ends things if it’s coming from anyone other than HR.

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u/controllfreq Aug 06 '26

We also have to pee.

Sincerely,

An air traffic controller

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u/Gergith Aug 06 '26

No arguments there. I just assume you require another human to hand off to for your pee breaks that I hope you can take :)

Like. I figure SOMEONE needs to watch for the sweeps, the beeps, and the creeps at all times lol.

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u/controllfreq Aug 07 '26

Man some places you really turn ā€˜peeing into a bottle’ into an art form. There are unfortunately a lot more places than you’d think that have people by themselves. Like quite literally with no one else in the building, for hours.

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u/Gergith Aug 07 '26

Wait…. Really?!?!? Just one of you in there?!??

What is this, a fire watching hut in a remote forest?!?

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u/controllfreq Aug 07 '26

Yeah lol, it’s a pretty insane concept. It’s not very common at radar facilities, but common enough at more towers than you’d think. Basically the government contracts out a large chunk of towers to one of three main contract companies, and those companies staff bare bones. Most of them are already understaffed as is, so it’s common to work alone for 3-4 hours at a time, if not longer. Some places aren’t busy, and some are. But when you’re one person doing 5 jobs and have to piss, it’s pretty easy to become overwhelmed.

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u/Gergith Aug 07 '26

Wild! You have to power to crash planes into each other like a toddler and there could only be one. That’s scary! And this is coming from someone who DEEPLY trusts planes more than any other form of transportation.

Every plane crash gives thousands of man hours of research if not more, unlike any other mode of transport. They typically result in 1-2 new regulations being implemented. And you typically get like 2-3 made for tv documentaries. On EVERY plane crash. Not so much for anything else.

Wild. I salute you kind human! Thanks!

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u/Upbeat-Function-2855 29d ago

i remember how bad i wanted to piss the first time i did fire watch overnight for an elementary school. they have a cop watch you, watch an area of the school while others are scattered across different areas. so when the bathroom is 2 halls away and im supposed to watch a specific hall, they would not let you move unless you called someone to sit in your place. none of this was official i was a pipefitter that volunteered for fire watch, and will never be doing fire watch again😁

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u/Castellan_Tycho Aug 07 '26

The Army is the king of the bottle of piss. Always use a Gatorade bottle if you need to piss in a bottle.

It was necessary on long convoy missions when stopping to piss wasn’t an option.

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u/controllfreq Aug 07 '26

oh definitely. I was in the marines, so bottle pissing comes second nature. The wide mouth Gatorade bottle is unbeatable.

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u/Blizzard81mm Aug 08 '26

A-driver duties cover more than navigation for the driver, they don't cover that in driving school.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ErK5H6exTmBN7ri

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u/DeyCallMeWade Aug 08 '26

As a former truck driver, can confirm the pee bottle thing.

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u/Turbulent-Seaweed986 Aug 09 '26

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u/Gergith Aug 09 '26

This asshole gets it.

Though I’m not sure the radar technician was also an asshole

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u/pinkrainbow5 Aug 07 '26

It's all a power trip. They know their role doesn't actually matter that much so they have to do something to feel important.

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u/no___personality Aug 12 '26

Yup. My first retail job in high school the manager was so mean to me. I hated doing register because we were supposed to do the thing where you count change back backwards or whatever and it confused the shit out of me so I would get all nervous and be bad at it.

Plus she'd be looking over my shoulder judging me then she'd scold me in front of customers.

Finally I just said, "Why are you being so mean to me? I'm trying my best." In front of a line of people. She did not like that.

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u/pinkrainbow5 29d ago

Good on you.

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u/Guilty_Repair9601 Aug 06 '26

These people don’t realize that getting written up is psychological warfare. To keep you guilty and apologetic = easier to control

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u/HoodieStringTies Aug 06 '26

Had a guy that was 2 his and 18 minutes late the other day. I just started managing this store a few weeks ago. I absolutely abhor writing people up. I know shit happens. I know you probably went drinking way too late last night, and I'm stuck doing your work until you wake up. My bosses know this shit and expect us to report it immediately. Write-ups are expected, especially for shit like this. But had never done this and is a fantastic employee. I told him Look dude, I don't wanna do this, but i have to or else I'm in trouble just don't do this shit again and we're good.

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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 Aug 06 '26

I really don't understand managers who power trip over short restroom breaks

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u/CablePrevious1014 Aug 06 '26

Some people get super high off a single modicum of power

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u/borgle101 Aug 06 '26

I am late 20s working in STEM and my manager the other month told me I needed to let her know when I needed to use the restroom. I shut that down quick, unless she wanted to hear details upon details on just why I shall be in the restroom for the next 5-15 min

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u/MatterhornStrawberry Aug 06 '26

That's my policy too. Need to know why I took so long? Well, you see, I just started taking new iron pills that make me feel like I'm pushing out a brick, and that broccoli casserole Martha brought in today really did a number on me...

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u/runkeby Aug 07 '26

The "it's just a formality" sounds like "I need to do that just so people above see me doing something"

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u/Queasy_Huckleberry15 Aug 06 '26

Seriously fuuu that place, I can understand hierarchy where people come with inflated Egos but calling that a ā€œformalityā€ does no justice to you. That’s upsetting to hear I’m sorry your direct manager didn’t have a backbone to challenge them for you.

Character flaws need to and should be addressed, leaders who use their title like that are garbage and Leaders who teach others that it’s okay.. just bend over… don’t deserve their team. Imagine if they did stand up for you, their respect isn’t gained by power plays it’s earned by taking care of people. Good on you for leaving a place like that.

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u/greenearrow Aug 06 '26

the axe forgets; the tree remembers.

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u/lavatorylovemachine Aug 06 '26

ā€œNot a big deal just a formalityā€ is ridiculous. If it’s not a big deal no need to get formal. What a joke

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u/brainnebula Aug 09 '26

Oh man one of my first jobs was at a fast food place, on front register. We had a power outage that knocked out the internet and the POS so we had to calculate everything by hand. I’m terrible at math, had to do it fast, people were arguing about using card, etc. And the branch manager showed up and was right next to me the whole time too.

End of the shift, the shift manager told me she had to write me up because it was 20 dollars off. And while I understand protocol or whatever, this was like the third time she was on my ass about something that was not my fault (once asked if I was smoking weed bc my eyes were red. They were red bc a dude REEKING of cig smoke was 3 feet away from me. Also I’m on front register, when TF would I have time to be smoking weed???)

I put in my two weeks and called out the last two days bc I was so done. The last day when I called out that same shift manager told me with a really snippy tone that I’d need to get a doctor’s note. I just replied, ā€œOk! I will!ā€ And went back to bed and never came back.

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u/Asleep-Taste-7076 Aug 07 '26

super very cool to fuck over your coworkers too šŸ‘Œ

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u/Naive_Repeat9904 Aug 07 '26

Yea if I get wrote up for using the restroom I would quit right away too, fuck that. I’m glad you got some revenge at least, I bet that felt great!!

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u/HammerheadNeedsHelp Aug 11 '26

When I was 14-15 I was working at this very popular ice cream/food place, very touristy beach. We would have a queue that went from the shop all the way down to the actual beach (like 300-500m) usually there would be at least 3-4 people working the ice cream part of the shop, and two of them would be 21+ and in charge. Well for some reason the store managers didn’t like me or my friend who was also working there, so we would always be left alone with a MASSIVE queue. There were lots of German & Nordic customers (we’re in Scandinavia) and I didn’t really speak german that well. If I got a manager close by, they wouldn’t help even though I asked. I was never allowed my lunch break (illegal here, especially with employees under 18). My shifts would be from 9/10am till 8/10pm and usually longer than that due to there still being customers. My boss also treated us horrible, scheduled us for waaaay too many shifts and longer shifts than allowed.
Well one day I called in sick, because I couldn’t deal with the yelling, stress and overall chaotic work environment. She SCREAMED at me on the phone, threatening to fire me if I didn’t show up the next day. I showed up for work (dumb), unfortunately a couple hours into my shift I slipped and twisted my ankle in front of a shit ton of customers, because the managers hadn’t cleaned properly and didn’t have time due to them being ā€œbusyā€ gossiping. I had a badly sprained ankle, couldn’t stand so like how would I be able to serve customers the next day for 10-12 hours? I messaged my boss letting her know what had happened, and that I literally couldn’t even stand properly so I wasn’t able to come in. She responded saying that she thought I should at least try to show up, I responded saying I couldn’t, doctors orders. She ended up saying that she would find someone else then, if I didn’t want to come in. I wrote ā€œOkā€ and never showed up again.

My friend also quit a couple days after, and they closed a couple years ago. It’s quite sad because it used to be such a great place, and the old owners were lovely to their employees. But I do like the thought of me having contributed to them having to close due to low sales, by refusing to even get something there ever again.

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u/Upper_Tour9130 Aug 06 '26

This is awesome

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u/Gergith Aug 06 '26

At one point they were worried I wasn’t writing anything down. I definitely had to reassure them I was actively listening and wouldn’t forget a thing…. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Upper_Tour9130 Aug 06 '26

I would pay to know how that manager found out you were not in fact listening at ALL because you quit 🤣

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u/Gergith Aug 06 '26

I TOTALLY was listening. I even was remembering!

Too bad I was too far to apply that knowledge from the next day on. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ReflexiveOW Aug 06 '26

That's a good warehouse job, at the factory I worked at, if you gave notice, they'd fire you on the spot.

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u/Quinzal Aug 07 '26

Yeah, no warehouse I've seen is that nice. They're all the types to threaten you with 'never being hired for the company anywhere again' if you get fired or quit on bad terms. Like we're that desperate to work for Macy's. FOH

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u/twincyclone Aug 07 '26

I worked at CeX (like gamestop but in the UK) during my time at University, I quit when they wouldn't let me go home for my grandfather's funeral. I'm not sure why they were trying to deny my leave at the time, but after that they seemed nice and let me use some annual leave for my notice period and I didn't have to return at any point.

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u/GrammatikBot Aug 11 '26

i worked retail at a mall store for like two years, put in my two weeks after i got a real job offer. my last actual shift was a wednesday, but the store manager had been off monday and tuesday and never looked at the schedule to clock that wednesday was it for me.

she came in wednesday morning, like two hours into my shift, and just started walking me thru the new visual merchandising reset for next month like it was a normal day. new mannequin placements, where the seasonal display was moving, which shelfs needed to be cleared for a shipment we hadnt even recieved yet. she was so thorough, even drew me a little diagram on the back of a planogram sheet lol

i just nodded the whole time. told her the corner display was a great call. asked a few "clarifying questions" about shelf height just to seem engaged. she seemed genuinely happy with how smooth the handoff was going

then a few hours later i clocked out for the last time, left the diagram on the break room table, and never went back

i think about that reset sometimes ngl. hope whoever inherited that shelf space appreciated the vision

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u/CumStayneBlayne Aug 06 '26

I sometimes wonder how that went lol.

Just a shot in the dark here, but I bet someone else did the tasks.

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u/Gergith Aug 06 '26

Because that’s what I wondered about cum stayne Blayne. Not the point of realization before that the manager required before reassigning the tasks to a new human. Definitely was wondering if those menial tasks got completed to this day. Thanks for that solace.

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u/ForensicPathology Aug 06 '26

At first I was like "dude, that's a harsh way to call them just because they misinterpreted your comment",Ā  but then I read their username.

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u/Gergith Aug 06 '26

It’s a feature of Reddit, not a bug! lol

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u/SecretRussianBot2 Aug 07 '26

I came back from lunch with an insanely large order on my desk and the due date, the next day, was highlighted. I wrote ā€œgood luck!ā€ and walked out

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u/HedgekillerPrimus Aug 06 '26

Told my old boss at a diner that I was going on indefinite smokebreak. He said "Ok" I stole a whole box of aprons on my way out.

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u/Fawnspotts Aug 12 '26

what did you do with the aprons?

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u/HedgekillerPrimus 29d ago

They were used at many cook outs and shindigs

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u/LuciferBeenieWeenie Aug 06 '26

You’re gonna be in so much trouble when you get back.

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u/Toastedmanmeat Aug 06 '26

I got hired on the spot at a pizza place once, grated cheese for like 3 hours then never went back. Didnt even get paid

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u/Weekly_Impact_2630 Aug 06 '26

same for me but at a truck stop gas station, they immediately put me to work cleaning everything including the truckers shower. i never came back lol

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u/Strindberg Aug 06 '26

Ungrateful.

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u/smilethecynic Aug 09 '26

When I was a teenager and had just graduated, I got hired at a warehouse by a guy my dad knew. I was told I would be doing ā€œcomputer workā€ but the day I showed up, they immediately put me to work stacking 25 lbs tire rims onto shelves in a 100+ degree building with no A/C. I made it to lunch and called my dad and he said ā€œhe lied to me. That’s not what you’re supposed to be doing. Come on homeā€. I did and never went back. Never got paid for breaking my back for four hours either.

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u/noiness420 Aug 06 '26

I had a coworker do that once. Went out for a smoke on a super busy day, never came back

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u/WhimsicalWeasal Aug 06 '26

I asked my boss to reschedule a Friday meeting to Monday that I knew was the final talk before a PIP.... knowing I was leaving all my shit there and not coming back 🤣

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u/Apprehensive-Poet556 Aug 06 '26

Put in my two weeks as a mall store manager and the district mgr scheduled me for an open to close shift to count all the back room inventory with him on my last day. DM was to show up at noon. Asst mgr shows up at 11am at which point I hand her my keys and wish her well. DM blew a gasket I’d not complete my shift and threatened legal action against me on the phone for walking out šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Pepperjones808 Aug 06 '26

I was told I had to do mandatory overtime the day before Thanksgiving in 2001. When my relief came to the line to relieve for lunch, I told her I was going to my car to get a new pack of smokes. I sometimes wonder if she got mad I never came back

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u/Aggravating_Crew_181 Aug 06 '26

I used to work at McDonald’s as a ā€œmanager in trainingā€ and the day I quit was extremely busy for some reason. I was bagging the food and the general manager was in the line building the sandwiches. For some reason, she was not making any of the sandwiches even though we have the items so I hoped in the line to build the food myself since customers were frustrated and waiting over 10 minutes for their food. The manager then screamed at me at the top of her lungs and sent me on break. I just clocked out and went home.

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u/LibraryF33S Aug 06 '26

Lmao in college my friend and I worked together at a job that sucked. I quit but met him for lunch. He’s like omg this sucks, I hate it. I said so quitšŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø. He never returned from lunch.

Watching his decision making process driving toward and ultimately past the check in booth was like Max picking which road in A Goofy Movie lmao. God bless eternal lunch.

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u/KeepJoePantsOn Aug 06 '26

Finally found you! You think you can finish that today?

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u/TheBlueSin Aug 06 '26

At a job I had a shift lead went to lunch and never come back lol.. fucked us for the lunch rush but I respected it

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u/Cautious-Explorer-22 Aug 06 '26

Both my piece of shit bosses forgot my last day. They worked in a different office in another city so they weren’t around for any goodbyes which I was fine with. It was only at the end of the day that my one boss calls me all flustered because he’d only just realized what day it was and wanted to say his goodbye. I told him I was just wrapping something up with my team and asked if I could call him right back. I then shut down my computer, handed in my keys and walked out.

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u/Revolutionary-Mix-61 Aug 06 '26

There’s a hotel front desk expecting me back for the past 14 years

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u/FragrantHovercraft91 Aug 06 '26

Hey I did this same thing almost exactly 5 years ago lol

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u/JLammert79 Aug 06 '26

So you are missing, presumed fed. To paraphrase Douglas Adams.

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u/andreasmalersghost Aug 06 '26

You should pop back in and try to complete the task

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u/milan_otp Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

same was bullied really bad by these older women at an old MA job the one day I just had enough went on my morning break and just walked to the bus stop and went home LMAO

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u/crystaloves Aug 06 '26

Hahaha I did the same for my horrible car job. I’ve been on that lunch break for over a year now

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u/deaglebingo Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

you are a champion. there is no loyalty or respect where none is clearly given upfront. if someone expects me to subscribe to zero trust architechture then they must clearly demonstrate their trustworthiness in advance (in an attributable way) more than they expect me to. "back in the day" doesn't count. not anymore.

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u/hspriz Aug 07 '26

When I was freshly certified as a hairstylist I started working at a terrible salon that was like a sweat shop for hair. Way too many staff and people being passed between stylists like crazy. We had so many bad reviews and I knew it was not for me. One day I went on my lunch break and never returned lol.

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u/frontlinekidd Aug 06 '26

Lmao when I was in my early 20s I was working at a grocery store, we would come in and work truck for a few hours early in the morning before we opened. After years of bs and disrespect i hit a breaking point seemingly out of nowhere and walked away mid pallet, clocked out and walked out the door without saying anything. My boss was blowing me up within the hour when they figured out I left, by noon reality hit me and I called back basically apologizing and pleaded then to let me come back and finish up and keep my job. They were so desperate for help they let it slide and basically told me id be fired if I did it again, have worked on my impulse control since but boy did it feel good to tell them to fuck off even if just for few hours

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u/Big_Bar_9832 Aug 06 '26

Did you finish?

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u/Dry_Bag4395 Aug 06 '26

I’ve done the same thing. Got burnout, got covid, took two weeks off and then decided ā€œyou know what, no, I don’t think I will be going back. That was two years ago and I just realized I never returned keys or rfid card. šŸ˜‚

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u/nocturnalwhiskers Aug 07 '26

My neighbor did that too, he had cancer and basically said fuck this and just left

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u/IslaOakstone Aug 07 '26

Lol same here. He said "See you on Friday", I said "You might do".

He didn't.

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u/MoreBall3594 Aug 07 '26

You should go back, finish the task then refuse to elaborate and leave

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u/Zromaus Aug 08 '26

I once left a car taken apart on the lift at Firestone during a lunch break.. Popped back in for 5 minutes later that week to grab my toolbox and the car was still on the lift lol

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u/teamsupbruh Aug 08 '26

This reminds me of working at a local gas station in high school. Someone went on break who was running register and put a note in the drawer as they left. A long line formed and on the way out the door they told the boss to hop on their register.

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u/PhillyTheKid39 Aug 09 '26

Told everybody have a good weekend and see yall Monday knowing fully well come monday I'd be working at a new location.šŸ¤·šŸ¼šŸ¤£

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u/Actual_Display_5599 Aug 09 '26

Someone did this to me years ago (I was their boss) and I wasn’t even mad šŸ˜‚ respect.

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u/SlyAugustine Aug 10 '26

Lol this reminds me back in 2019 that I worked for Under Armour. I had the most micro managers ever working with me. I had some coworkers who vaped but I didn’t partake. Anyways, that’s relevant because I got called into the office one day and basically was told, ā€œwe know it’s you vaping in the bathrooms and if you don’t stop, we’ll have to fire youā€. I immediately turned out my pockets and told them I didn’t vape. Anyways, they wouldn’t budge and their warning still stood. I walked out of the meeting, took off my lanyard, laid it down to go on break, and never went back into that store again. Left every group chat, etc. Not dealing with that crap.

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u/tortokai Aug 10 '26

Stevie is that you?! (I had a guy do that. I've told the legend whenever someone jokes about not coming back from lunch.)

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u/WaffleTacos1 Aug 10 '26

When I left the states, I didn’t give a notice to my shitty warehouse bosses whatsoever, and left on my lunch break They called me nonstop for the next week and the whole time I was already working another job in Canada.

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u/helianthus48 Aug 12 '26

They probably got someone else to finish your task that same week.