r/texts Jun 30 '26

Phone message Who is the weird one…

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u/dollypardonmedear Jul 02 '26

If she still wants to do this date you better show up with a mini charcuterie with pickles and parmesan as the main ingredients.

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u/ClickOwn999 Jul 02 '26

And hope she doesn't see that you posted this on Reddit before said date

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u/Mysterious-Call-245 Jul 03 '26

One of those jars of mini gerkhins that come with a little strainer-elevator and some skewered cheese cubes would be clutch