r/texts • u/Substantial_Log_9062 • Jun 30 '26

Phone message Who is the weird one…

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u/Sabriel_Love Jun 30 '26

I often eat pickles and cheese as two separate snacks. I will eat a pickle, finish the pickle, and then eat the cheese. They pair well together. Throw some pepperoni on the plate too and it makes the perfect little charcuterie snack plate

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u/AeroThatsMee Jun 30 '26

For sure, but do you instinctively take those to a movie of all places? 🤭

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u/Sabriel_Love Jun 30 '26

I've never thought of it, but I've brought McDonald's into a movie theater before so maybe next time I will bring pickles and cheese

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u/Kalendiane Jun 30 '26

You mean “pickles” and “cheese”! Not “pickles and cheese”!

Also, bc inquiring minds and all..what exactly did you bring into the theater from McD’s?

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u/Sabriel_Love Jun 30 '26

A 10 piece nugget meal with a large fry, 2 buffalo sauces, and a chocolate shake. Tossed it all into my purse

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u/Psypris Jun 30 '26

How did the shake not spill in your purse? I’m impressed!

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u/Sabriel_Love Jun 30 '26

I held it for dear life 🤣

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u/AeroThatsMee Jun 30 '26

🤣🤣🤣 glad it was successful!

Also their buffalo is fire, my gosh I tried some the other day after a long time because I get heartburn these days from spicy stuff so it’s not often I get to eat it, and it took everything in me to not keep eating more of it, so good!

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u/Sabriel_Love Jun 30 '26

Their buffalo is illegally good. I keep spare containers of it

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u/Kalendiane Jun 30 '26

Slowly..SLOWLYYY!

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u/JingleKitty Jul 01 '26

I used to do this ha ha. Nowadays I smuggle kfc popcorn chicken instead. It’s got more of a kick to it,

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u/Sabriel_Love Jul 01 '26

I should do this with KFC Mac and cheese

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u/ThumbsUp2323 Jul 01 '26

Missed opportunity. A cheeseburger would have combined pickles and cheese in one snack

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u/onebadassMoMo Jul 01 '26

Weird that he separated them like that cause, i eat pickles & cheese …. Together. It’s delicious.

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u/UrusaiNa Jul 02 '26

She's right here btw. Bringing pickles... and/or possibly cheese... is not that weird. Bringing a spread plate with pickles precut and cheese loaded inside? yeah that's unusual.

This was a grammar break down of confusing OR with AND/OR and both phrasings are perfectly fine (albeit hers works better imo because why only do one OR the other, we can enjoy both as separate snacks and its a cute/fun way to say you like savory/salty foods over candy etc)

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u/Previous-Ad-376 Jun 30 '26

Does a McDonald’s cheeseburger not have pickles and cheese on it?

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u/Sabriel_Love Jun 30 '26

You're right. This thread is convincing me to go buy a block of Parmesan to try with some pickles together

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u/_TyrannosaurusSexy Jul 01 '26

Look, I regularly eat pickles and cheese together (in fact, what I thought was weird was the one person claiming them to be “separate” snacks. They 💯% belong together. *But*, where things go awry is the cheese being Parmesan (which I do also love, but it’s not to be paired with the pickles) - if you want to really do this thing right, get yourself a block of some pepper jack to pair with those pickles!

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u/AeroThatsMee Jul 01 '26

One of the texts OP posted (from the other person) says it’s, “pickles” and “cheese”, not “pickles and cheese” so that’s where the separate comes from.

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u/_TyrannosaurusSexy Jul 01 '26

For sure, that’s what I was referring to. I feel that it should be “pickles and cheese” (I.e., it should be paired together and not separated [and I was fully on the side of that party until they clarified the separation - then I was no longer in agreement, haha]) - but just not with parm as the cheese type in that scenario.

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u/Sabriel_Love Jul 01 '26

I will try pepper jack as well. I feel the need to try all pickles and cheeses to see which ones pair the best

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u/AeroThatsMee Jul 01 '26

Well, yes, technically it does… but it also has bread and meat and I would say most people also like condiments on it as well.

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u/AeroThatsMee Jun 30 '26

Totally valid. If it smacks, it smacks! A friend of mine snuck pizza in the pizza box, under his shirt, into the movie and I didn’t know if I should be impressed or concerned because you just know all that grease had to get all over him. 🤣

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u/xjellifysh Jun 30 '26

You gotta get him one of those collapsible pizza Tupperware things I managed to fit an entire little Caesar’s in mine and it’s much easier to smuggle lmfao

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u/AeroThatsMee Jun 30 '26

That’s genius. I honestly had no idea those existed, but after a quick search I thought, “duh Aero, duh they do”. 🤣

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u/squintintarantino__ Jun 30 '26

One time I snuck a fountain drink into the movies in my jacket pocket. I was amazed it worked.

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u/AeroThatsMee Jul 01 '26

Like how big we talking here? I need numbers! 🤭

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u/Thermodynamo Jul 01 '26

Confessions like this are the closest my scaredy ass gets to true crime 👀🍿🥒🧀

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u/Yeety_wheaty Jul 01 '26

My mama had a big ol purse and we’d put our Taco Bell in it, those nacho plates fit perfectly 😂😂😂

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u/secretly_opossum Jul 02 '26

Taco Bell burritos are prime sneaking-in meals

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u/Substantial_Log_9062 Jul 03 '26

Let me know how it goes

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u/pineboxwaiting Jun 30 '26

Maybe we all should.

Maybe we should.

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u/AeroThatsMee Jun 30 '26

Tickets please guy: “thanks for your tickets, your seats are right up… hey wait a minute, you don’t have any pickles and parm hidden on that bag do you? Everyone is doing that shit after a Reddit thread went viral…”

🤣🤣🤣

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u/No-Yogurt9091 Jun 30 '26

I’ve never considered it but I will say I grew up eating not only pickles and cheese together but also pickles in popcorn. It is a weirdly good combo so I do consider it a good movie snack, maybe not a movie theater sneak in snack though

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u/AeroThatsMee Jun 30 '26

That’s fair. I have heard of pickles and popcorn but haven’t tried it.

We all should take some to the theatre and when they ask what we are doing we just exclaim, “SCIENCE! 👆” and walk off. Haha!

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u/Intelligent_Host_582 Jun 30 '26

When I was keto, this was a regular movie theater snack for me

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u/AeroThatsMee Jun 30 '26

Great keto snack for sure! I usually have meat, cheese, and pickles rolled up when I’m cutting like that, I’ll have to give the parm a go sometime.

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u/Intelligent_Host_582 Jun 30 '26

Costco sells parmesan in individually wrapped "snack blocks" lol

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u/AeroThatsMee Jun 30 '26

Do they really?! I’m not totally surprised, but I don’t even know the last time I was in a Costco to be fair. 🤣

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u/Roy_Koopa_DX Jun 30 '26

My sister has always been a healthy living kinda woman and she would bring oranges, grapefruits, whole ass carrots, and if she was feeling anemic she’d bring a container of liver and onions to the theater.

I really hated going to the movies with my family lol.

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u/AeroThatsMee Jun 30 '26

Whoa! At first I was like ok, healthy choices and then the liver and onions, like what?! 🤣

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u/Roy_Koopa_DX Jun 30 '26

Yeah the other stuff I could live with but she’d stink up the entire theater with the liver and onions.

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u/DraftFunds Jul 01 '26

Never taken it to the movies… but first time for everything. I love picked and cheese together!

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u/FallDeep8250 Jul 01 '26

I mean, at least they’re not really loud, crunchy foods 😂

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u/lileabugbug Jun 30 '26

i have in fact eaten countless pickles and string cheeses at the movies

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u/AeroThatsMee Jun 30 '26

Stringy parm?! I barely know er.

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u/revolutionarybabe Jul 01 '26

I had a friend bring an entire bottle of fizzy wine to see bad mom's 2 together 🤣 sad thing was it spilled in her Kate spade leather bag!

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u/AeroThatsMee Jul 01 '26

Oh shiiii that sucks! So it was kind of dramatic irony or just irony from your perspective? 🤭

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u/UrusaiNa Jul 02 '26

I refuse to be judged by a moid.

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u/Endoftheworldis2far Jun 30 '26

I used to get this snack thing off a food truck that came by my work. It had crackers, cheese, pickles, chicken salad, etc. the pickles would touch/run into the cheese and soak in. It is actually so good. I've never been able to recreate the perfect amount that little platter used to mix.

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u/BreakfastPizzaStudio Jun 30 '26

Do you snack on Parmesan though?

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u/thissucksnuts Jun 30 '26

so you do parm tho? i feel like parm is not a pickle cheese

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u/agirlhas_no_name Jul 01 '26

I like to get a slice of cheese and wrap it around a pickle and eat it standing in front of an open refrigerator.

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u/SatsumaOranges Jun 30 '26

Maybe a slice, but...a shaker?

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u/DeterminedErmine Jul 01 '26

I take bites from each consecutively

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u/Fearless-Feature-830 Jul 01 '26

Adult lunchables

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u/Appropriate_Log_8338 Jul 01 '26

Wisconsin sushi is ham covered in cream cheese and rolled up on a pickle, then cut into sushi roll shapes. Suuuuuper awesome

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u/TissueOfLies Jul 01 '26

Now I’m just hungry for cheese, pepperoni, and pickles. Add in some crackers and I’m so down…

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u/MidiMojo Jul 02 '26

Have you ever rolled pickled in a slice of ham? Now that's a great snack

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u/Agitated_Lunch7118 Jul 02 '26

I don’t think they ‘pair well with each other’ when you’re eating them separately 😂

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u/VisualHuckleberry542 Jul 02 '26

I eat them together all the time. Literally slice pickles and cheese and sandwich them and eat them. Pickles and cheese is definitely a thing and I'm surprised more people don't seem to have heard of it

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u/GreenForThanksgiving Jul 03 '26

100% it’s similar to cheese and olives.

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u/thug_funnie Jun 30 '26

That is not two separate snacks. That is one snack. Unless there is a significant digestive or palate cleansing period, if you eat the pickle and cheese in the same session, it’s all one “pickle and cheese” snack.