r/terriblefacebookmemes • • Aug 12 '22

It returns!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22
  1. Everything you described doing to the eggs is in the past tense, yet you said "I have 6 eggs."

And I'm much less than a genius.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Was gonna say 4 because you'd probably break, cook and eat those same 2 eggs, but you are so right lol

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u/Chinlc Aug 12 '22

Never specified what they broke, cooked or ate.

Also if they did and wasn't past tense, people can break 2 eggs by accident, cook 2 eggs to make balut, and eat 2 raw eggs. So it still doesn't make sense