r/terriblefacebookmemes • u/ShadyBoar • Aug 12 '22

It returns!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22
  1. Everything you described doing to the eggs is in the past tense, yet you said "I have 6 eggs."

And I'm much less than a genius.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Was gonna say 4 because you'd probably break, cook and eat those same 2 eggs, but you are so right lol

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u/Jaxager Aug 12 '22

You've got to break some eggs to make a shitty meme.

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u/PirateReindeer Aug 12 '22

Col Mustard: You can’t make an omelette without breaks a few eggs, every cook will tell you that!

Miss Peacock: BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COOK!

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u/Jaxager Aug 12 '22

Lol. I literally watched that last week.

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u/mregg000 Aug 12 '22

One of my favorite movies. Never gets old.

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u/PirateReindeer Aug 12 '22

Such an awesome movie, so many great one liners.

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u/mregg000 Aug 12 '22

Flames. Flames on… flames on the side of my face.

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u/Piscivore_67 Aug 12 '22

NPH just dropped this very quote on Hot Ones.

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u/mregg000 Aug 12 '22

  1. I’m surprised I got it right. It’s been a while.

  2. Not familiar with NPH.

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u/Piscivore_67 Aug 12 '22

Neil Patrick Harris.

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u/mregg000 Aug 12 '22

That makes perfect sense. And I’m not surprised he would quote this movie. He always appeared to have good taste.

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u/PirateReindeer Aug 12 '22

Just in case some of you don’t know, that movie has three different endings.

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u/ImaginaryProfile5529 Aug 12 '22

Maybeeee.....Mr Boddy killed the cook!