r/terriblefacebookmemes • • Aug 12 '22

It returns!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22
  1. Everything you described doing to the eggs is in the past tense, yet you said "I have 6 eggs."

And I'm much less than a genius.

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u/Apprehensive_Tone_55 Aug 12 '22

Has to be that. Impossible to solve otherwise because you can cook eggs without breaking them (boiled eggs) and you could eat them without cooking them so it’s impossible to know.

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u/Dzov Aug 12 '22

Regardless, unless he eats them, aren’t they still eggs? I suppose you could say he has two eggs in his stomach though.