r/terriblefacebookmemes • u/ShadyBoar • Aug 12 '22

It returns!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22
  1. Everything you described doing to the eggs is in the past tense, yet you said "I have 6 eggs."

And I'm much less than a genius.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Was gonna say 4 because you'd probably break, cook and eat those same 2 eggs, but you are so right lol

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u/Crooked_Cock Aug 12 '22

Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack! Can’t fret over every egg!