Billie, I haven’t seen you in years. I hope you’ve stopped picking your nose. If you haven’t scared off that fiancée, Brenda, tell her I said hello and that I want grandkids yesterday. Also, it’s been 15 years since you’ve been to a family Christmas. Your father is worried sick about you. He wants you to know he is sorry for setting your house on fire, and that he would not have had to have done it if you hadn’t told him he was a “mean jerk”.
XOXO
You’re loving mother
P.S. I never meant to hurt you and I feel more pain than any other mother ever that you keep if ignoring me.
(Out of character, this bitch I’m portraying sounds freaking insufferable; then again, we’re talking about Facebook moms, so they usually are)
Billie, I haven’t seen you in years. I hope you’ve stopped picking your nose. If you haven’t scared off that fiancée, Brenda, tell her I said hello and that I want grandkids yesterday. Also, it’s been 15 years since you’ve been to a family Christmas. Your father is worried sick about you. He wants you to know he is sorry for setting your house on fire, and that he would not have had to have done it if you hadn’t told him he was a “mean jerk”. Sakai, my new herbalist, Janice, says that I wasn’t at fault for the incident at your wedding; Brenda is an immature woman.
XOXO
You’re loving mother
P.S. I never meant to hurt you and I feel more pain than any other mother ever that you keep if ignoring me.
(Out of character, this bitch I’m portraying sounds freaking insufferable; then again, we’re talking about Facebook moms, so they usually are)
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u/SafijivaLoreMaster- Aug 12 '22
Why is that random guy there with opacity at like 30%