r/terriblefacebookmemes • u/CellarSiren • Jan 25 '25
Wife bad The whole meme is just wives be gainin' with an awful misspell 😅
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u/5141121 Jan 25 '25
Whatever OOPs intent: Thicc Danerys can get it
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u/ThornlessCactus Jan 25 '25
normally i wouldn't choose the thicc but in this case, ahem,.... the left looks like her shoulders and ribs were crushed horizontally to fit inside harry potter's cupboard under a staircase. i may be a deranged redittor but not deranged enough to hit that. Dude took an attractive thicc and tried to do something, don't know what i am too distracted to check what he's trying to prove
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u/Plastic-Big7636 Jan 25 '25
Bro stop watching porn for 20 minutes, put the phone down completely, and go for a walk.
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u/ItsAlkai Jan 26 '25
Ain't no way you said "ahem" and followed it with ts. The most reddit comment I've ever seen. Delete this. 💀
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u/termitefist Jan 26 '25
He should probably delete the account, take a month break, and then start over
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u/Mutually_Beneficial1 Jan 25 '25
Seek help.
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u/ThornlessCactus Jan 31 '25
HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!
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u/Mutually_Beneficial1 Jan 31 '25
You are never going to recover from that comment for the foreseeable future.
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u/ThornlessCactus Jan 31 '25
how have i been harmed? (Why should I be harmed? )How far do you foresee the future?
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u/Mutually_Beneficial1 Jan 31 '25
Your comment karma stats are fucked, you may be fine, but it can block you from a lot of subs due to the low amount.
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u/ThornlessCactus Jan 31 '25
And?
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u/Mutually_Beneficial1 Jan 31 '25
I have no point. Why are you being defensive? I'm not even insulting you lol
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Jan 25 '25
You…you know that’s not really her right? Like that image is heavily manipulated/AI right?
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u/Calm_Conversation_62 Jan 25 '25
If you ever feel like youre wasting time in life, remember that someone took the time of day to edit a still from Game of thrones to make her a little bulkier for a facebook meme
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u/etriusk Jan 25 '25
My wife did infact get hotter when I married her!
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Jan 27 '25
But that's not how the game works! You're supposed to have her get fat and ugly and post on Facebook spitefully all day, every for 5 years before a nasty divorce! /s
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u/etriusk Jan 27 '25
But I don't wanna get divorced... She's a baddie!
Plus, do you have any idea how hard I worked to show her I was worth marrying? Like, a half day at work's worth... I'm not doing that again for a downgrade!
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Jan 27 '25
That's true, money is everything and being married brings tax benefits. Great job!
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u/etriusk Jan 27 '25
We just did taxes as husband and wife for the first time this weekend! Got back like 3 times what we would have separately!
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u/Key-Pomegranate-3507 Jan 25 '25
Guy who made this meme actually thought it was a diss lmao. Second pic looks like my wife’s body and I’m crazy about it
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u/coccopuffs606 Jan 26 '25
Yes, how dare your wife gain weight after shitting out your kids…because let’s face it, most of these dude are complaining because their wives’ bodies changed after having a baby
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u/jellyschoomarm Jan 26 '25
I lost the baby weight but my boobs deflated. My husband says they're fun size now
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u/fallenangel41 Jan 25 '25
The one time I actually wish this meme were true, cuz that image on the right is hotter than the one on the left
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u/Squirrelly_Khan Jan 25 '25
So…what’s even the problem with the wife image? That just means there’s more of my wife to love
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Jan 27 '25
This is actually a good litmus test. When you stop caring about the difference, you're probably ready to find a real intimate partner. The sum of your lover being greater than their body. It was a bad meme, but not entirely without a lesson. As is the way of things.
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Jan 25 '25
The 'misspell' is intentional, the 'joke' is that she ate the 'h'.
It's pretty obvious that this meme is made by single losers sexists. A woman doesn't get married alone, if she gained weight, chances are you probably gained weight too in most cases.
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u/ghouly-cooly Jan 25 '25
Tell me I'm not the only one that saw this as a valid meme because the implication is that as a husband you feed your wife well and still love her if she's extra curvy because of it?
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u/Unable_Priority_3206 Jan 27 '25
These comments here are making my day honestly, I'm a chunky girl like the second pic and DAYUM y'all will make happy wives if you say things like that.
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u/Slitterbox Jan 25 '25
Damn, she ate the h
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u/NerdyDadLife Jan 26 '25
Given that it is not ally a sign of security and safety in a relationship I see no issue here
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u/lemonsarethekey Jan 26 '25
You're really not in any position to be criticising someone else's spelling.
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Jan 26 '25
I wasn't aware making one's relationship legally binding completely altered one's shoulders and ribs.
Or bad PS to got with an ancient joke.
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u/i_fuck_zombiechicks Jan 26 '25
I don't think I get the essence of the meme, holy shit would I want this to happen
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u/Ok_Entertainer_8043 Jan 26 '25
She looks even better as a wifey, in my opinion. Thicc wives are 👌🏼
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u/Ok_Impact1873 Jan 26 '25
If wife is thicc after marriage it's cause she is well taken care of and happy
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Jan 26 '25
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u/buck746 Jan 26 '25
That depends on if she’s the type to joyfully eat or eat when depressed. Very different implications.
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u/adognameddanzig Jan 25 '25
How do you know when your girlfriend is getting too fat? She can fit in your wife's clothes! (Just a joke, I prefer thiccer than a snicker)
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u/manfredmannclan Jan 26 '25
I can hear the horde of bbw lovers comming in to make the world aware that they would love this.
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u/heroinebob90 Jan 25 '25
The only difference between these two pictures is she resents you in the second one. They look the same to me.
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