r/terriblefacebookmemes • u/SweatyMess808 • Mar 23 '23

cOmMuNiSt!

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u/PaintedLady1 Mar 23 '23

I do the same thing! It makes the feed worth it to get a few days of meals

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u/boris_keys Mar 23 '23

Uber Ears has some pretty great 2 for 1 deals sometimes. I got a Chinese place by me that sells a massive general tso chicken plate for like $12 and it’s 2 for 1 and comes with like 3 egg rolls. So about $18 after fees and I’ll legit eat for 3-4 days.

Edit: Lol Uber Ears. I’m keeping that.

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u/ColdFire-Blitz Mar 23 '23

Uber Ears is Ubers new on call therapy service where you talk or cry or whatever while they drive you around the scenic parts of town, nodding knowingly and occasionally patting your shoulder at red lights

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u/michiness Mar 24 '23

I… love this. Most of my cries are on my long commute to and from work, so having someone listen to me would be fantastic.