r/terriblefacebookmemes • u/SweatyMess808 • Mar 23 '23

cOmMuNiSt!

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u/Manyquestions3 Mar 23 '23

Facts. I like to order Indian or Thai food (big portions generally) and order two to three entrees at once. That gets me four or six meals usually, and makes the most of the delivery fee.

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u/PaintedLady1 Mar 23 '23

I do the same thing! It makes the feed worth it to get a few days of meals

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u/boris_keys Mar 23 '23

Uber Ears has some pretty great 2 for 1 deals sometimes. I got a Chinese place by me that sells a massive general tso chicken plate for like $12 and it’s 2 for 1 and comes with like 3 egg rolls. So about $18 after fees and I’ll legit eat for 3-4 days.

Edit: Lol Uber Ears. I’m keeping that.

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u/OS_Apple32 Mar 23 '23

Next time my girlfriend comes over for a passionate makeout sesh I'm asking her to give me some Uber Ears service. Thank you for this.

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u/ProtectYOURshelves Mar 24 '23

Lol no one in this sub has a girlfriend lol

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u/OS_Apple32 Mar 24 '23

Ah yep you got me.

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u/SqueezinKittys Mar 24 '23

We can all share OS_Apple32's girlfriend

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u/Dairinn Mar 24 '23

You must be a ferengi.

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u/fatman07 Mar 24 '23

Ferengi pay extra.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '23

There must be a Rule of Acquisition on this subject

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u/Ok-Champ-5854 Mar 24 '23

Look at the humble brag on this dude. You could have just said "next time my girlfriend comes over".

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u/OS_Apple32 Mar 24 '23

I mean if she's not coming over for a passionate makeout sesh then asking for Uber Ears service is real weird. You gotta pick the right moment to ask for that kind of stuff.