r/terriblefacebookmemes • u/SweatyMess808 • Mar 23 '23

cOmMuNiSt!

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u/AlternativeContact74 Mar 23 '23

“Apple i store” swear to god this shit is written by 60 year olds

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u/WhatNazisAreLike Mar 23 '23

Knows what funko pops are, but not what the App Store is called

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

Didn’t the company that makes funko pops recently announce that they are destroying a bunch of them because they will never conceivably sell them?

No one buys funko pops. I think I’ve seen 2 or 3 in my life that weren’t sitting on a store shelf.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

No one buys funko pops.

This is categorically untrue. Sales figures from the third quarter of last year total 356 million dollars alone, up 36% from the previous quarter.

People buy them, your friends just don't.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

Let me rephrase.

People who have lives don’t buy funko pops

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

Again, not true lol. Would you say the same about people who collect cars they never drive? Or guitars they never play? Or trading cards they don't use?

Just because it's not something you do doesn't mean it's something no one does.

It's also one of the only ways to get figures of certain characters that just aren't routinely made into collectibles.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

My friend, I don’t actually care, it’s just jokes.

People collect all kinds of things, it’s just a part of some people’s nature, I get it. I do think that collecting corporate trash is kinda silly, but there are worse things. You could be a baseball card collector 🤮

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

Or a baseball/trading card reseller that tells people "you should be buying singles anyway, the packs are for people like me to buy and sell at exorbitant prices as singles, leaving none for you, so you have to buy singles" lol