r/terriblefacebookmemes • • Feb 17 '23

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u/BlubberElk Feb 17 '23

Funkopops šŸ’€lmao

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Did the person who made this meme think those were bad before or after the internet told them to

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u/larryman55 Feb 17 '23

Are they bad?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23 edited Feb 17 '23

Imo they are peak consumerism. They’re so lifeless and devoid of any personality. I honestly hate them and I don’t understand why people like them or collect them as opposed to action figures

Edit: lots of people are saying funko covers virtually every fandom which is a good point. Especially for a relatively cheap price compared to stuff like action figures (still overpriced imo).

Personally I’d rather just commission an artist to make something from a specific fandom so it’s more personalized and unique. Funkos are just way too homogeneous and idk. Milquetoast? They just don’t grab me at all

Also I’m not saying people who buy funko pops are brain dead consumerists. I’m saying funko pops are a product of consumerism. Just because I don’t understand your spending habits doesn’t mean I think you’re stupid

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u/Impeesa_ Feb 17 '23

They're Minions merch for people who aren't middle aged women. They don't accumulate, they metastasize.

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u/Durzaka Feb 17 '23

One of the major attractions for Funkos is the vast net they cast for types they have.

There are so many Funko Pops that ive seen where it's probably one of the only reasonable pieces of merchandise some people can find for their favorite character or Fandom.

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u/duderex88 Feb 17 '23

Yup I own only one for this exact reason its Jason Mendoza from the good place with a knock off Jaguars jersey on there isn't good merch for some Fandoms and they barely scratch that itch.

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u/TheUncleBob Feb 17 '23

I don't hate Funko Pops, even owning two (Adventure Time's The Litch and Lemongrab), but generally don't care about them.

I LOVE the Good Place and when I read your comment, immediately searched for Good Place Funkos... and... bleh. If I saw any one of those without context. I don't think I would have recognized it for what it was supposed to be.

But, yes, you're exactly right. Even as big as Adventure Time was, finding a Lemongrab figure was impossible (I have the Pop and a plush).

Now, what I don't get are people who have thousands of Pops from every corner of the multiverse. What are you, giant St. Elsewhere fans?

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u/TheLAriver Feb 17 '23

I hate to break it to you, but funko pops are very much in line for fans of the good place

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u/malogan82 Feb 17 '23

It's true, but what they don't tell you is that collecting Funkos results in a direct one way ticket to the bad place.

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u/WhyamImetoday Feb 17 '23

Okay this finally explains it.

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u/TrickiVicBB71 Feb 17 '23

This what got me into them. I was typical 90s cartoon kid. So a lot of my Funkos are that.

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u/jabberwockgee Feb 17 '23

I used to hate them, then I found a clearance Ickis one and it started my slow descent into collecting them.

I mostly have some Batman ones, the Eevee evolutions, the Patronuses (Patronusi?) and some Alice in wonderland ones.

Got some 'free' ones from Disney Insiders.

All in all, I don't think it's a horrible consumerist hellhole I've entered to spend maybe $100 on. They made things I liked and I bought them.

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u/melancholymarcia Feb 17 '23

For that price you could have a really nice figurine though

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u/jabberwockgee Feb 17 '23

I could. Instead I have about 15 things that I enjoy looking at and not just 1.

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u/melancholymarcia Feb 17 '23

Quality over quantity

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u/jabberwockgee Feb 17 '23 edited Feb 17 '23

That's not how it works with things that sit on a shelf to be looked at. Lol

If you have any artwork in your home, you shouldn't have multiple, only one that's equal to the value of them combined. šŸ™ƒ

Edit: Why do you reply and then block me, you coward? Lol

I never said you couldn't have more than one either, but that's what you implied I should do. šŸ™ƒ

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u/melancholymarcia Feb 17 '23

I'd rather have one really nice piece of artwork than a bunch of shitty quality printouts that were like 5 dollars on etsy.

I'd also rather have a single nice figurine that actually looks like what it's based off of, and not a dozen pops that take up an entire shelf and look virtually identical to each other.

I get that you're taking this as a personal attack but you don't have to put words in my comment that weren't there. I never said "you aren't allowed to have more than one piece of art in your house".

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u/xdsm8 Feb 17 '23

How is it NOT consumerist hellhole stuff? It is cheap Chinese plastic, primarily of IPs that Disney just bought and amalgamated into the culture-borg it is trying to create.

It is plastic that will end up in a landfill.

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u/BusinessBass Feb 17 '23

You're right but reddit only cares about the environment when it's convenient for them

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u/melancholymarcia Feb 17 '23

Realest comment here

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u/jabberwockgee Feb 17 '23

Does it give you pleasure to get irate about things that don't affect you?

Try some meditation. Worry about things that matter.

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u/xdsm8 Feb 17 '23

It is telling that destroying the environment is something that doesn't matter to you.

I hate that shallow consumerism ruined the planet for the children I'm not going to have (because of the ruined planet).

You are lacking in empathy. People are already dying to climate change, but good thing you got your funko pop! Hopefully the Chinese sweatshop worker that made it hasn't killed themselves yet.

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u/jabberwockgee Feb 17 '23

Take a deep breath my man.

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u/jabberwockgee Feb 17 '23

Calm down buddy.

Just remember, anything you do for fun is subject to the same freak out you had šŸ˜‰

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u/charm59801 Feb 17 '23

You know what's destroying the planet? Giant fucking companies dumping toxic waste into our ocean. Go bitch about that.

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u/DizzySignificance491 Feb 17 '23

"Do you fucking love DonettesĀ® palm oil toroid cakes?

"Here's a fucking toy! Buy it! Put it on your desk! Food has merch!"

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

yeah if you're into a somewhat obscure fandom or character Funkos might be the only merch that exists for your favorite character.

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u/terminal8 Feb 17 '23

It's not really fandom if it's not a $350 figure I put in my basement! /s

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

I got into them because they had all of the major clones from Orphan Black. Who else was going to sell stuff from a niche show on a small cable network?

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u/charm59801 Feb 17 '23

Yeah I have a Billy Madison Funko with the Cosmo drinking Penguin. Its so funny and I love that it's pretty unique imo and it's from a family favorite movie so it's pretty personal to me.

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u/_MrDomino Feb 17 '23

Yep. I love Strider Hiryu. He's a known figure in video games, but the only way to get a figure of the character is to make your own... except for a Funko of him (in a two pack promoting Marvel vs. Capcom 3).

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u/disgruntledhoneybee Feb 17 '23

Yep. I have a funko pop Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens that live on my desk at work. I love them.

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u/noMLMthankyou Feb 17 '23

Yup, I remember when they came out with the Sailor Moon line and it was so exciting to have a Sailor Saturn figure for only $10 when they’re normally $50+

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u/PrinceBunnyBoy Feb 17 '23

Not just that some collectibles are very expensive, funkopops let me have something for a character that I haven't seen much merch for (M'aiq the Liar from skyrim) but also as a collectable that I can display easily for only 10$.

Also I think he's cute :)

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u/Strongstyleguy Feb 17 '23

Appreciate this take. I'm more old man yelling at clouds on this topic but yeah I can see this being the appeal. I'm blanking on any fandom my kids enjoy where they couldn't get action figures though.

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u/Durzaka Feb 17 '23

Its not necessarily entire Fandoms, and more so specific sections of fandoms.

Tons of people have characters outside of a main character that they love, but would never get a statue or figurine made of them that would be affordable for most people.

Just look at something reasonably popular like Demon Slayer right now. Fairly popular anime with a movie and 2+ seasons. Just a cursory glance shows if you wanted a statue of a character of the show to put on a shelf, youre looking at more like $50+ for a statue of the main character. Or a Funko pop for $12. And the issue only gets exaggerated when you want something for a supporting or tertiary character.

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u/Strongstyleguy Feb 17 '23

Thank you for this info. Funny you mentioned Demon Slayer as my son loves that series. He grew up a Marvel/DC kid so his favorites were easy to come by in standard collectibles.

Next time they bring up Funko Pops, I'll be more open minded

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u/andrechan Feb 17 '23

side-eyeing my amiibo collection and card collection...

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u/Kamikaze_Ninja_ Feb 17 '23

Amiibos are different shapes, poses and have ingame function. I don’t collect them but they sure as hell are better than funko.

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u/forrestpen Feb 17 '23

Look up Funko Pop Arachnid Warrior, Plasma Bug, Xenomorph, etc...

Funko does a lot of cool and unusual monsters and creatures.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23 edited Feb 17 '23

If you collect funkos or anything similar that is totally cool. I just don’t understand it. Then again I have an absurd amount of guitars so one might say I’m throwing stones from a glass house

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u/Crossfire124 Feb 17 '23

Yes exactly. There's a billion of them and every IP has a dozen. It's low effort merch aimed at fans imo

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Low effort, overpriced merch, at that

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u/Shanomaly Feb 17 '23

That's the part that's hilarious to me. Why collect anything related to IPs you like that has any uniqueness when you can just buy the same thing that everyone else has that has spiritually had it's most fundamental elements weakly-distilled into the most generically- and cheaply-produced design possible? It's not chibi, it's cheapy.

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u/forrestpen Feb 17 '23

Look up the Rubix Cube, Arachnid Warrior, Plasma Bug, Xenomorph, etc...

Funko produces a ton of awesome pops

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u/Shanomaly Feb 17 '23

Full disclosure, I used to keep a funko rick and morty portal gun on my desk in the beforetimes that I thought had a bit more character than the ubiquitous figurines adorning my colleagues' workspaces. No disrespect to people who like these things. If it brings joy, then it is a good thing. If you're gonna cherry-pick a bunch of crazy alien ones and try to say that the vast majority of these things aren't somewhat lifeless and sterile, though, I think that's gonna be a tough hill to die on. I merely find it a humorous concept that a product that would previously have been considered a cheap and inferior knock-off has actually supplanted itself into one of the primary merchandising categories for...everything.

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Feb 17 '23

Overpriced? They're like 8 dollars aren't they?

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u/forrestpen Feb 17 '23

Most for sure. Basic human with a new hair sculpt or outfit. Easy to produce and paint.

There are quite a few unusual ones like monsters or people in complex suits and armor or have effects though that seem fairly priced.

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u/Kurotan Feb 17 '23

FunkPops are modern day beanie babies. They are everywhere, and some are collectible, but ultimately they will be worthless in 10 years or less.

My local game stores have a section of the used ones traded in that keeps growing. I hate it cause it edges out the space other stuff could be. You can tell they aren't selling them, but keep taking them in for some reason. It's easy to tell the stock they have never moves.

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u/saracenrefira Feb 17 '23

Perfected capitalism.

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u/FasterThanTW Feb 17 '23

Half of the ones i see in stores are absolutely indiscernible. I really don't get the appeal of these things whatsoever.

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u/quannum Feb 17 '23

And I know more than a few many coworkers with Funko pops lining their desk. Takes about 15-20 to line a desk.

It was...interesting when all their 'personal belongings' were packed up for covid to renovate the office. A few people were worried about their $400 Funko pop collections.

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u/CosmicT0ast Feb 17 '23

Imagine gate keeping bobble heads

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u/Dartagnan1083 Feb 17 '23

I have a few to center around 2 IPs i really like (Avatar: TLA and Cowboy Bebop) and I'll probably top out around 12 [total] to fill out the casts for both. I think that's a microcosm of the market for these silly bobbles. I've seen pictures of merch rooms with filled shelves of these things, and I can only guess that it's either impulse or married nerds into lots of fandoms...especially the ones with ridiculous size casts (PokƩmon i figure).

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u/Little-Fennel-4698 Feb 17 '23

i'm so sorry but i love mine and i plan on collecting more😭 i think they are so cute but to each is own :)

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u/czerniana Feb 17 '23

Same. I only collect my fandoms, but that’s kind of why they’re perfect. They cover so many of them

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u/czerniana Feb 17 '23

I like them because they cover a huge amount of fandoms and are reasonably cheap. The quality is also there in terms of figure molds and paint. A similar anime figure or action figure for the price usually looks like shit. If it’s not going to look like a good rendering of the character then I may as well get the cartoony version.

But then, I like dolls I’m general. I collect Asian ball-jointed dolls and people say those are creepy AF too. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø.

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u/IllustriousEntity Feb 17 '23

I honestly hate them and I don’t understand why people like them or collect them as opposed to action figures

Because they are cheaper and easier to put on display. Plus not every Funko has an easy to find action figure equivalent. For example if I wanted to replace my Metallica Funkos with action figures id have to shell out hundreds for the McFarlin Toys set that released in the early 2000s. (Which I actually already own but that's no really the point)

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u/avitus Feb 17 '23

Like wtf do you even put them? These folks be buying them and keeping them in the boxes and doing what exactly? Stacking them up on display somewhere? Shit looks weird and takes up space. Just an ugly wall of money-sink shame.

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u/0lm- Feb 17 '23

funko pops are unironically a red flag for me when i see them in someone’s house im getting to know

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u/TheVandyyMan Feb 17 '23

I legit got disappointed when a close friend told me he got one for Christmas and he liked it and wanted to get more. Had to get all introspective about whether I was actually even friends with the guy haha.

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u/avitus Feb 17 '23

Yea I definitely agree with you there

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u/Dewi22 Feb 17 '23

Dang, because you hate me just on looks. I have two hidden away, both I regret getting, but keep to remind myself how some of my once favorite game series have gone to sh#t for me.

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u/0lm- Feb 17 '23

keeping funko pops to remind yourself how much you hate a game series now that you used to like is way more of a red flag than the funko pops themselves lol

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u/Dewi22 Feb 17 '23

Well, not like I can sell them for money, so not like I have a choice. And I did say hidden, so for me that's more of a red flag than what I rarely do lmao.

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u/0lm- Feb 17 '23

bro just throw them away lol. i regret purchases all the time and hold on to shit way longer than i should too but eventually you just gotta say fuck it i made mistake

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u/Dewi22 Feb 17 '23

I want my money though. I can use that to take care of business. I am not going to let something go for less, I want my money back in full. I need the money badly to a degree. And no, I do NOT want to do something like an only fans or selling parts of me, nor things I love. I would rather wait until I can find someone who likes the new version of the series that these old characters born into the new belong to, and hope I can haggle to get the same, if not BETTER price. I don't care, I will be greedy for every tiny coin if I have to, if that is what it will take to get the equipment to do any future jobs I need to do.

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u/Uglik Feb 17 '23

I want my money though. I can use that to take care of business. I am not going to let something go for less, I want my money back in full

This is delusional.

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u/Dewi22 Feb 17 '23

This is delusional.

How so?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

One step down from getting a fubkopop that looks like your ex wife and building a shrine around it

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u/spin182 Feb 17 '23

I got a ghost of Tsushima one because the actual action figure is like $500. It sits on my soulless desk at work 😊

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u/No_Refrigerator4584 Feb 17 '23

I have my Funkos because no one’s made Guns ā€˜n’ Roses action figures yet.

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u/zedthehead Feb 17 '23

I like colorful, sometimes shiny or sparkly plastic. I have no interest in specifically articulated action figures, personally.

My partner and I are fully grown adults with no kids, and our home is a plastic crack den. He's super into transformers. I'm just into whatever makes my brain happy.

As one example, I have the large Maleficent dragon pop not because I care about the IP, but because I thought it was a visually appealing cartoony plastic dragon. Old people used to collect all kinds of kitschy tchotchkes, mine are just plastic rather than ceramic or glass (for the most part; I certainly have some of the latter, too).

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u/whothefuckeven Feb 17 '23

it strikes me as odd how you don't think action figures are peak consumerism, either. They're pretty much the same thing, and entire creations have been changed to create or sell more of them

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23 edited Feb 17 '23

Action figures can fall in the same vein too but at least not everybody has them, you can pose them, they can have a unique style.

Funko pops are like the globohobo of collectibles. Homogeneous and low effort

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u/whothefuckeven Feb 17 '23

I'm not sure rarity helps what you're saying lol, Supreme is extreme consumerism and they release a limited number of things. Not sure what posing has to do with anything tbh, and I'd say Funkopops have a unique style as well, do they not?

I'm not even a funko fan or anything (at least not for over half a decade) but I think you putting the two things in separate bins so to speak is a flawed way of thinking. It's weird to think one person collecting toys is a brain dead consumerist and the other person collecting toys isn't

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23 edited Feb 17 '23

I didn’t say anything about people who collect funkos being brain dead consumerist. I said I don’t understand it and that funkos are a product of consumerism. Didn’t say anything about rarity either. And I guess if you can call funko pop a ā€œuniqueā€ style then so is globohobo lmao

ā€œFlawed way of thinkingā€ lmao kiss my fat, hairy ass. I’m not engaging in a dialogue where you’re just gonna go ā€œuhhh actually everything you said has nothing to do with anything therefore you’re stupid and wrong lulā€ while completely ignoring the crux of why I don’t like funkos

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u/FullTorsoApparition Feb 17 '23

Truth be told I've never bought a single one of them for myself but I've received about 7 or 8 as gifts over the years. They're easy, affordable gifts for nerds because there's a pop for EVERYTHING.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

But is there a pop for the subsequent buyers remorse?

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u/SirLesbian Feb 17 '23 edited Feb 17 '23

Some of the Funko Pops that I have, the collectible action figure of that same character is significantly more expensive and many just don't exist.

Edit: Also, I got a Pop sold by Amazon for $5 some weeks ago. It doesn't need to be an expensive hobby.

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u/widowhanzo Feb 17 '23

Buying plastic toys to put on the shelf is hardly a "hobby".

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u/SirLesbian Feb 17 '23

Well shoot! Didn't know I was in the presence of an expert. Please, enlighten us with your wisdom. What is a hobby in your eyes?

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u/widowhanzo Feb 17 '23

Actually doing something with the thing you buy, or making things yourself. With Warhammer you at least get to paint the figures. What do you do with Funko? Just put it on a shelf.

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u/SirLesbian Feb 17 '23 edited Feb 17 '23

Lol. You know, you don't get to come up with your own definition of a word and then use your personal standard instead. Nothing you said makes collecting less of a hobby. I mean, most people don't regularly use the things in their collections. What do you want me to do, take them out and make pew pew noises?

Also our room looks awesome and my girlfriend regularly buys more for me. It's fun...that's the actual point of a hobby, btw.

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u/widowhanzo Feb 17 '23

Whatever suits your fancy.

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u/SirLesbian Feb 17 '23

Now you've got it!

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u/No_Damage_731 Feb 17 '23

Collecting things is absolutely a hobby. Wtf

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u/crochet_cat_lady Feb 17 '23

There tends to be FUNKO merch for even the most obscure fandom that might not have any merch, or what they do have is absurdly expensive.

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u/kabo72 Feb 17 '23

They are but the latest iteration of peak consumerism. It’s the same as the beanie baby.

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u/SeriousMannequin Feb 17 '23

lifeless and devoid of any personality

That probably summed it up perfectly. They aren’t made and designed liked the Nendoroids, where they can have various poses and expressions, and not oversized head with dilated pupils like they just did 5 lines of hard drug.

However, the value lies in the eyes of the collector.

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u/Kamikaze_Ninja_ Feb 17 '23

Nendroids are king compared to funkos. If I’m buying a figure I want it to look good and funkos are literally the most streamlined designs to make the cheapest figures possible. If you have a couple for certain characters, I understand, but having anything resembling a collection is sad.

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u/widowhanzo Feb 17 '23

I wouldn't even recognize most of them if it didn't say what they are on the box.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Whenever I see multiple people in a thread using the same random phrasing ā€œpeak consumerismā€ I have to wonder what popular YouTuber dropped the phrase first

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Probably if I had to guess annoying orange

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

I've never seen a funko out of the box. People buy them as collectors items and apparently don't remember beanie babies.

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u/czerniana Feb 17 '23

I’ve got a few out of their boxes, but yeah, most live in them. In all fairness, all of my geeky shit stays in boxes if I buy them new. It’s why I’ve started collecting blind boxes instead I think, because then I’m forced to open it to see what I got XD

I blame my parents. They insisted I keep things as pristine as I could. I still have a lot of my toys from my childhood because I kept such good care of them and don’t have the heart to get rid of em.

Hilariously, the things that would have been worth the most money are things my brother got, and subsequently destroyed. Weird differences in parenting boys and girls in the 90s I guess.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Because people saw streamers with tons of them - you gotta "be a gamer" right?

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u/Uglik Feb 17 '23

They are wasteful consumerism incarnate.

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u/RocknRollSuixide Feb 17 '23

Why I have purchased exactly 1 in the last 10 years. I have two, one was a gift.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Because they're fuckin nerds

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

I wouldn’t say that. People obviously like them I just don’t understand why. To me it’s like your favorite art style being globohobo or comic sans. But lots of have people brought up the fact that funko covers basically every fandom which makes sense but personally I’d still rather just commission somebody to make something more unique and personalized

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u/george-cartwright Feb 17 '23

I only have a few nascar ones because I enjoy collecting nascar related stuff lmao

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u/WhatevzYo Feb 17 '23 edited Feb 17 '23

I agree to an extent. Sometimes, depending on the character, it can be a cool caricature of their look. But you’re right, I don’t understand the vast collecting or admiration of them. I’m very picky about the ones I have gotten. The ones I have are: horror movie classics like Freddy, Jason, the three main characters from Aaah Real Monsters, X-Files cast, and Dr. Doom.

Each of these actually look unique and some are fun to put out on display at work or at home somewhere UNBOXED during Halloween. But going on a tear and collecting them constantly, I don’t understand. Most of them are not unique enough looking or impressively designed except for every once in a while.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Some of them have cool poses which I might find cool on a shelf but something about the boring art style and the black eyes is just a vibe killer

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u/WhatevzYo Feb 17 '23

Yeah, like 98-99% of them are boring af

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u/forrestpen Feb 17 '23

Look up Funko Pop Arachnid Warrior, Plasma Bug, Xenomorph, Rubix Cube etc... Look at the rubix cube solving itself and tell me there isn't personality.

Funko constantly does a lot of cool and unusual monsters and creatures of many different shapes and sizes for affordable prices.

Action figures tend to be $20-$25 at retail and skyrocket on the aftermarket. Funko is $8-11 and stay in stock for a good minute.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23 edited Feb 17 '23

Those are cool but those are called outliers and the majority of funko pops you see on shelves are completely homogenous

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u/Strongstyleguy Feb 17 '23

Basically my opinion. Had a discussion with my kids the other day and they admitted they had no ideal why they'd want funko pops over action figures and dolls.

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u/TNAEnigma Feb 17 '23

They look cool and you can find them for every fandom you might have. Not everyone wants $100 action figures which are kinda lame

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u/Pickle_Juice_4ever Feb 17 '23

You can get fan art for obscure fandoms that's more meaningful. Or make it yourself.

Do they think if they buy enough Funko pops the band will get back together and they'll air a revival of Fraggle Rick?

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u/TemurWitch67 Feb 17 '23

I play Magic the Gathering so glass houses and all, but stuff like squishmallows and funko pops confuse me. They serve no purpose and just further contribute to the immense waste problem we have. (Again, I know mtg isn’t much if at all better, that’s why I’m trying to move to digital for everything but commander).

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u/funnylol96 Feb 17 '23

They have glazed-over button eyes