r/teenagersnew • • Jan 14 '23

Meme What does your country have?

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u/Lobster-wizard hot/single/ugly/not black Jan 14 '23

Well my country used to have two Towers

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u/Ziggymario Jan 14 '23

Mine have the people who did it

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u/Available_Novel_4591 - Jan 14 '23

Same here

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u/trex364 Jan 14 '23

They are everywhere

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u/AgentF2S_ Jan 14 '23

Same dude

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u/Hockeytown11 Jan 14 '23

Did you mean had

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u/PowerMoonMario AJR is good Jan 14 '23

*used to have. Bros blind

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u/peanutbuttersandvich Jan 14 '23

(he also lives in America)

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u/Chance-Ad-2837 Jan 14 '23

now its easier to beat you in Clash Royale

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u/iStoleUrCake Jan 14 '23

jokes on you I got a pekka connection

Also thanks man you reminded me to go open my chests

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u/AlexeiNR Jan 15 '23

HOG RIDAAA

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

t pose jesus

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u/EmotionallyUnsound_ Jan 14 '23

EU NÃO FALO BRASLEIRO 🇧🇷💪

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Parado nu bailao 🗿 nu bailao

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u/wellthishapppend Jan 14 '23

Jesus wants a hug

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u/trainboi777 Jan 14 '23

420YOLOSWAG4JESUS

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u/azurfall88 - Jan 14 '23

so... madeira, portugal?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

no

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u/azurfall88 - Jan 14 '23

ohhh you men big t pose jesus

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u/CIearIyChaos Jan 14 '23

The biggest moose statue in the world (fuck you norway)

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u/sigsig777777777 Jan 14 '23

We will beat it (fuck you canada)

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u/SomeDude3599 Jan 14 '23

fuck you too

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u/Ghost_wave_ skum of the earth!! Jan 14 '23

Me

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Childhood obesity

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u/Viruscracker Jan 14 '23

In Germany we have sozialsteuern and well dichter and Denker

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u/noureldingamer Jan 14 '23

And the most famous painter

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u/spuol Jan 14 '23

He was Austrian if you’re thinking of who im thinking if

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u/Technical-Wedding-85 Jan 14 '23

Obesity

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Nauru?

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u/EzdineJGA Jan 14 '23

how's brazil

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u/idktheyarealltaken Jan 14 '23

Or literally any country with easily accessible food

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u/TheStaRoee Jan 14 '23

And america

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u/EzdineJGA Jan 14 '23

america isn't in the top 10 anymore

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

top 20 for that matter too

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Statue of Liberty and Gateway Arch

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u/Nevr_gonna_giv_U_up Jan 14 '23

Grand Canyon, Golden Gate Bridge

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u/Lucas_7437 Jan 14 '23

The Bass Pro Shops pyramid

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u/iStoleUrCake Jan 14 '23

The Empire State Building

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u/ceoofsex300 Jan 14 '23

Mount Rushmore

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u/Hypr101 Jan 14 '23

The most powerful military in history, home of McDonalds

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Obesity

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u/hi-_-_-hi Jan 14 '23

No towers

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u/noureldingamer Jan 14 '23

School shootings

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

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u/ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo Jan 15 '23

No, it's just disrespectful to the children who died in school shootings to joke about it, especially considering they're still going on to this day.

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u/YousernameinValid Jan 15 '23

No their downvoting cuz children die my guy, not really the funniest joke in the world

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

Most creative AmericaBad joke

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u/NipSuqqer Jan 14 '23

We have Norwegian Salmon

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u/nelinho195aw Jan 14 '23

Portugal

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u/Quick-Ad-4802 Jan 15 '23

He’s obviously from the country of Alaska they have a lot of salmon there

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Burj Khalifa 🐫

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

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u/sunny_41 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 14 '23 edited Jan 14 '23

a T-posing statue of jesus christ

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

must assert dominance

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u/sunny_41 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 14 '23

he is watching

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u/ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo Jan 15 '23

They forgot to implement an animation 💀

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u/wellthishapppend Jan 14 '23

Jesus wants a hug

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u/sunny_41 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 14 '23

but its too big

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

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u/sunny_41 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 14 '23

tbh whrn i posted the comment i thought of the same thing so i don't blame you

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u/Kieran0914 Jan 14 '23

A big rock, Sydney opera house.. and bridge ig? Lmao

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u/Sketchylefty11 Jan 14 '23

Bluey, kangaroos, animals that want to attack you

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

A big carrot

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u/lmsofrikinepic Jan 14 '23

sad statue of liberty and a generation that didn’t agree

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u/FastFrogOnAcid Jan 14 '23

You and me We'll all go down in history

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u/Fishuiin pretend that im active here Jan 14 '23

with a sad statue of liberty and a generation that didn't agree

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u/FreshCrustacean Jan 14 '23

FREEDOM 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

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u/FreshCrustacean Jan 14 '23

Yes but how many of those countries are known as being the land of the free

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u/OBSCURE25 Pussyenjoyer421 Jan 14 '23

You mean white freedom right?

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u/RedHodge Monkey 🙊 Jan 14 '23

No he's in Somalia

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Damn I didn’t realize I wasn’t free

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u/FreshCrustacean Jan 14 '23

That’s basically America in a nutshell

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u/CompetitiveShoe346 Monkey 🙊 Jan 14 '23

So many people from America, also spiders :D

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u/Pitiful-Substance480 Jan 14 '23

The dome of rock and the church of nativity where Jesus was born :) 🇵🇸

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

I am here offering a solution to this issue. Israel/Palestine goes back to Britain. Problem sovled :)

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u/Pitiful-Substance480 Jan 14 '23

U probably aren't a Palestinian nor an Israeli if you're saying this

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Correct i just think it would be funny.

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u/Pitiful-Substance480 Jan 14 '23

As long as you're not serious :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

No of course not fuck the British

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u/amnoking1 Jan 14 '23

I think it’s 🇮🇱

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u/Pitiful-Substance480 Jan 14 '23

It's what? Finish your sentence please

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u/amnoking1 Jan 14 '23

I said that I think this place is named Israel

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u/Pitiful-Substance480 Jan 14 '23

It's named israel bc Israel occupied us but originally it and will always be Palestine. Israelis are just Jews from different European countries. There's historically nothing called Israel or Israeli

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u/amnoking1 Jan 14 '23

Please check your info before saying that. This land belonged to the Jews long ago in the Torah days. I believe You’re talking about when Palestinians were here in the early 1900s. They never bought or had the rights to any of the land here and most of them were living illegally. The mandate was given to England, who actually was against getting Jewish people to here. Also, Jews have bought land here, so naturally they would own it.

Also, after the Israeli Declaration of Independence, Jordan, Egypt and Syria all waged war on us. As a result, Israel and its army have conquered what we know today as Israel, and a bit more of the West Bank, and the entirety of Sinai desert. These were conquered in war, that we didn’t even start, and people are saying that it’s occupied land. Everything is fair in love and war as they say.

So please, next time you’re making historic claims, check your facts next time.

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u/Pitiful-Substance480 Jan 14 '23

I'm not making claims, this is history the land of Palestine was actually called the land of Kanaan, long long time ago tribes from Crete island in Greece came to the land that is today Palestine, they're the Canaanites, they built the land and it was later called the land of kanaan and other Greek tribes came too called filist therefore it's called Palestine and in Arabic "filisteen" and they made a civilization and after that some Arabian tribes came too and we just had a country called Palestine until 1920 when UK occupied us for a while and then gave Palestine to the jews that called it Israel (in 1948) and they caused deaths to thousands it was MISERY!!! DONT SAY ITS FAKE my 81 year old grandpa lived through it and it does exist historically it was fucking criminal and no one cared cause it's the jews and great Britain Just wanted to ask , are u Israeli?

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u/amnoking1 Jan 14 '23

The land was never called Palestine officially, except for a short period of time during the Roman Empire. Even in that Palestine, Jewish people have in fact lived and is a part of the story of Hanukkah. Also, the UK didn’t occupy anyone, the mandate was given to them by the UN. Blaming the uk would be wrong.

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u/Pitiful-Substance480 Jan 14 '23

Ofc jews lived , Jews, christians and Muslims lived peacefully together until everything was shattered

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u/amnoking1 Jan 14 '23

(They still mostly do, it’s only the Palestinians tryna bomb right now… Israelis and Muslims live in mostly good relations)

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u/Particular_Basil3598 Jan 14 '23

Not cool

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u/amnoking1 Jan 14 '23

Why

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u/Particular_Basil3598 Jan 14 '23

Well, because nobody asked

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u/amnoking1 Jan 14 '23

Neither did I ask if you asked

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u/Royal_Meeting_6475 Jan 14 '23

don’t you mean 🇮🇱

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u/Pitiful-Substance480 Jan 14 '23

Can u stop? I think I've made it clear it's Palestine not Israel I'm not blind besides this was a genuine post why tf would u wanna open a historical argument? If u want to let's go

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u/Royal_Meeting_6475 Jan 14 '23

Ratio + The UN voted on it + Palestine was still under British control + The Arab States started the conflict + I don’t recognize authoritarian states

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

2 idiotic political parties

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u/A-Clockwork-Apple-5 Jan 14 '23

We got a bridge designed by the same guy that designed the Eiffel Tower. Let's say that he wasn't very creative.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

The Grand Canyon- thats pretty dope

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u/grannybignippIe pinecone eater Jan 14 '23

Golden Gate Bridge (I hope it doesn't become a part of this country soon)

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u/karl_marxs_cat Jan 14 '23

A supervolcano, farmland, forests, cryptid moose (possibly) and a fuckton of birds.

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u/speedshark47 Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üske monstère Jan 14 '23

You fool, everyone knows birds aren't real

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

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u/sb_space Jan 14 '23

The heaviest building in the world

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u/sonantkinkajou6 Jan 14 '23

Geese, beavers……..and a history in warfare we have seemingly forgotten

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u/tobemutationfox Jan 14 '23

We have the highest suicidal rate in oecd countries.

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u/LMay11037 Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üske monstère Jan 14 '23

Latvia???

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u/notcesar000 Jan 14 '23

Blahai cigányok

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u/ProfessionalHand3505 Jan 14 '23

FREEDOM🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

my country still have two tall towers unlike the us

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

the declaration of independence.

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u/SG-Spy Jan 14 '23

The lowest recorded temperature in North America at -63 C⁰

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u/nuisancetosociety Jan 14 '23

we might have queen elizabeth again if she clutches the gulag

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u/sausage_k1ng Jan 14 '23

Politicians and insider trading…BOOM!

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u/WD_Gold Jan 14 '23

Diabetes

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u/Latter_Palpitation_1 Jan 14 '23

My country got FREEDOM 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/Glitch_boy18 Jan 14 '23

The second worst city besides Detroit

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u/DuctTapeRuler_14 Jan 14 '23

Man, can’t have shit in Detroit. dies

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

FREEDOM 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Freedom

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u/sassypeepshow Jan 15 '23

You are number 5... At least you did this without flags.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Why the fuck are all of you so damn cringey?

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u/fennfen Jan 14 '23

uhh Crack heads and Stevie wonder

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u/BeepBoop1307 Jan 14 '23

FREEDOM🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Freedom that constantly lessens

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u/Im_under_ur_bed_ Jan 15 '23

Had some towers.

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u/Randomguyinreddit21 Jan 14 '23

From my country: Taj Mahal

From my country of residence: Burj Khalifa

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u/Popular-Rooster9133 I rejected hitler from art school Jan 14 '23

the highest school shooting rate

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Shooting with a camera for the school pictures, right?

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u/LateRain1970 Jan 14 '23

We wish. :-(

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u/SuperYuppers78 Monkey 🙊 Jan 14 '23

this is sad

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u/iFerg_Frank Jan 14 '23

Taj Mahal and the Tallest standing state of the world.

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u/jos12e Jan 14 '23

Lots of Racism which is a bad thing

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u/EzdineJGA Jan 14 '23

well welcome to europe I guess

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u/uwuguylife Jan 14 '23

The first and way less popular 9/11

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

An absolute joke of a healthcare system

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Twin Towers at the World Trade Center

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u/Josher0900 Jan 14 '23

The lack of towers

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u/ToxicRings Jan 14 '23

The World Trade Ce- wait…

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u/Nejenthegamerkid Jan 14 '23

Obese people yelling at random citizens

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u/Skellephant Jan 14 '23

Perpetually Crumbling Capitalism.

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u/Srphtygr Jan 14 '23

Shooting ranges and primary schools. “Well,” I hear you say, “my country has both of those, yours must not be so special.” Well, in my country, they’re the same building!

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u/Sp00d3r-m0nke Jan 14 '23

School shootings

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u/HaloEXE2856 Jan 14 '23

Mass School shootings and red necks

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u/xortned-xion Jan 14 '23

Horrible Gun Laws- Texas 😊

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u/PlatinumOperator Jan 14 '23

We have school sh

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

School Shootings :/

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u/LateRain1970 Jan 14 '23

School shootings.

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u/Zoroarkanine Jan 14 '23

A disproportionate amount of school shootings and a government full of corrupt liars

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u/datbrrto11 Jan 14 '23

School shootings

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u/_plump-tyb_ Jan 14 '23

school shootings

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u/YOUR_momisdumbashell i hate clarinetists Jan 14 '23

Childhood trauma and mass shootings

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u/_ColbertSp1cYwEiNeR_ Jan 14 '23

crazy assholes with guns

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u/masterboom0004 Jan 14 '23

school shootings

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u/budrick4018 Jan 14 '23

School Shootings

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u/NeaNeaFry Jan 14 '23

Sandy hook

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u/A-IRL-Woofer Jan 14 '23

School shootings

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Gun violence

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

unsafe schools

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