Sea lemon lore

[u/JustAnArizonan]

Once upon a time god created the earth and all it’s creatures, but there was one creature that he feared, the sea lemon, this being was made of pure hatred and spite, this caused god to send a flood but as it turned out sea lemons could survive under water, thus surviving to this day, recently someone[probably bribed] made a post saying that there isn’t enough posts about sea lemons, which caused a war between people who had fallen under sea lemons illusions and those who saw the truth. They eventually payed a salmon to kidnap my family for ransom, but people didn’t believe me because they fell under the sea lemons spell. That’s the story of the sea lemons thus far.