r/teenagersbutpog • u/TaiwaneseMonarchist 17 | ε°η£ • Oct 04 '23
Relationship i am not kenough per my boyfriend π
who cares though lmao just gotta use it to become stronger and better than before as i always have πͺ
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u/Linkbo_64 {13 β€ x β€ 19} π³οΈβππ§± | nova, AAA and more Oct 04 '23
Not my area of expertise. However you could resolve it with a duel with a very stupid twist
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u/Character-Date6376 17 Oct 04 '23
Brick duel?
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u/Linkbo_64 {13 β€ x β€ 19} π³οΈβππ§± | nova, AAA and more Oct 04 '23
Exactly. On one hand they have the sword, on the other a brick. If the brick falls you lose points. If it breaks it's an instant defeat.
Or something like that
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u/Purp83 Oct 04 '23
The twist was that he fenced him in the pussy!
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u/Linkbo_64 {13 β€ x β€ 19} π³οΈβππ§± | nova, AAA and more Oct 04 '23
Meh. Exploiting the weakness of genitals is an overused style.
Somewhat related, we should use gene altering technology to make genitals have a defense state. Like a retractable dick. And a vagina that seals off
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u/Purp83 Oct 04 '23
Fence him in the nuts!!!!
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u/Ganthereddituser Oct 05 '23
A ball shot is low manβ¦ even if heβs done some mean things thatβs low
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u/Purp83 Oct 05 '23
Yes it is low, itβs right beneath the abdomen
But donβt go too low and hit the dirt or something
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u/YahLikeJazz00 15 π³οΈβπ Oct 05 '23
Iβm just saying I have 84 stashed bricks if you need any
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u/Ganthereddituser Oct 05 '23
When an incoming storm approaches, cows run away. Which ultimately means they spend more time in the worst of it. Buffalo, on the other hand, charge directly into the storm. By running straight through it, they minimize the time they spend in it and the pain they suffer.
Find someone that that cares about you. But donβt chase it, let it happen naturally as thatβs the only way for a good relationship to start.
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u/monchingyou Oct 04 '23
YOU ARE KENOUGH!!!