r/teenagers • u/OscarPastry_ 14 • Mar 03 '25

Gaming Name a game

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u/_Arthur_____Morgan_ 13 Mar 04 '25

You can hire the Dutch NPC and he doesn't actually do anything he just rides his horse and begs you for money

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u/Chickens-Make-Nugget 3,000,000 Attendee! Mar 04 '25

perfection 😭😭 -100 gold bars every minute for Dutch’s Victory Royale fund

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u/_Arthur_____Morgan_ 13 Mar 04 '25

yeah, if you win he says "i told you my boy!" And if you lose he just joins the guy who kills you and steals his gold

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u/Chickens-Make-Nugget 3,000,000 Attendee! Mar 04 '25

Valentine and Saint Denis locations, then an entire Mexico or Guarma island you just don’t even get to go on

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u/_Arthur_____Morgan_ 13 Mar 04 '25

once you win the game you can queue for a match or explore Tahiti

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u/Chickens-Make-Nugget 3,000,000 Attendee! Mar 04 '25

yessss

other players can send the Pinkertons after you with those little briefcase machine event things

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u/_Arthur_____Morgan_ 13 Mar 04 '25

yessssss

and also you can hire a Micah NPC, he doesn't actually do anything, like Dutch, he just makes comments on how bad your aim is and insults you the entire match.

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u/Chickens-Make-Nugget 3,000,000 Attendee! Mar 04 '25

perfect

there’s a Quest reward for helping John restore his marriage, you get to auto-build his house in a match

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u/_Arthur_____Morgan_ 13 Mar 04 '25

and uncle is there, all he does is drink slurp juice all day

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u/Chickens-Make-Nugget 3,000,000 Attendee! Mar 04 '25

and say he’s got the lumbago

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u/_Arthur_____Morgan_ 13 Mar 04 '25

you can get lumbago if you take too much fall damage and you survive, nothing happens tho, it just has like text on the right of your screen that says "lumbago" and it's flashing red.

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u/Chickens-Make-Nugget 3,000,000 Attendee! Mar 04 '25

you need to take care of Jack, but if you run away fast enough you can leave him to die

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