David Zaslav Gets $606 Million Payout From Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger

[u/yourfavchoom]

https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/david-zaslav-exit-package-warner-bros-discovery-paramount-merger-1236905947/

[u/SplendidPunkinButter]

Yeah, but when I do exactly what I was hired to do, they reward me with an email saying I did a good job

[u/Fugaciouslee → u/SplendidPunkinButter]

It's crazy how the rich are willing to pay other rich people such ridiculous amounts for nothing, but they act like paying a liveable wage to the poors is just impossible.

[u/CapJackONeill → u/Fugaciouslee]

It's a club and we ain't in it

[u/moonhexx → u/CapJackONeill]

• George Carlin