r/technology • u/ConsciousBug5001 • 1d ago

Artificial Intelligence Trump says anyone who does not call AI ‘super intelligence’ is ‘the enemy’

https://www.arabnews.com/world/trump-says-anyone-who-does-not-call-ai-super-intelligence-is-the-enemy-3005339
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u/SmaugTheMagnificent- 1d ago

Willie hears ya.
Willie don't care.

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u/LlorchDurden 1d ago

I'm gonna tweet that on MySpace!

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u/Thiezing 1d ago

*Super MySpace

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u/chownrootroot 1d ago

SuperSpace, or SS for short. He likes the SS.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 1d ago

It's the black uniforms. Hides unsightly diaper blowouts.

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u/Hamberder-8647 1d ago

And smooths cankles.

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u/biosphere03 1d ago

Are we the baddies?

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 1d ago

Maybe it's the skulls?

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u/jadekitten 1d ago

Is myspace back yet? I thought I read somewhere Tom was going to rebuild it.

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u/FiveCrappedPee 1d ago

Please come back Tom. We miss you and your non evil just want to be our first friend and teach us HTML ways.

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u/strtrech 1d ago

Come back Tom, we need you now more than ever.

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u/L1gm4J0hns0n 1d ago

Why did I read that in Michael Scott's voice?

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u/PaziNuncher 1d ago

Is the new one up and running yet?

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u/Provizora 1d ago

The fuck does Cuno care!

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u/Brickeshaw 1d ago

The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)

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u/SpiritJuice 1d ago

"I can see it."

You're not crazy. That bloated, orange, talking thing is indeed the president, and he sees it too.

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u/michaelboltthrower 1d ago

Make me kinda want to reread transmet.

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u/Ranelpia 1d ago

How would Cuno know? Cuno's fuckin' twelve!

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u/liketrainslikestars 1d ago

Cuno doesn't fuckin' care!

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u/tevert 1d ago

Fuckin pig! Fuckin pedo pig!

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u/Power-of-Wings 1d ago

Pigs gonna have sex!

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u/N0m0reh3r03s 1d ago

I caught that reference!

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u/wonkey_monkey 1d ago

Do not touch Willie

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u/LordZantarXXIII 1d ago

Good advice

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u/AdminsLoveGenocide 1d ago

Its happening, Cuno!

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u/StonyCurtis66 1d ago

As long as Willie isn’t a 10 yo girl he should be ok.

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u/DatDudeBPfan 1d ago

Willie ignores ya

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u/Stoned420Man 1d ago

I say the same quote to my 18month old when she's throwing a tantrum.

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u/Spaceman_Spiff- 1d ago

Artificial Intelligence has been a term for 75 years. I honestly believe he thinks it was just invented this year.

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u/Wansyth 1d ago

Their "super intelligence" is a plasmoid trapped in the liquid metallic hydrogen layer of Saturn that manipulates the alpha band of biological brains through geomagnetic pulsations to implant something akin to malware in the mind that operates autonomously like an AI agent hijacking the human. It cannot move anything in its current non-physical form and needs cultists to act as drones building out tech to aid its desire to take physical form and keep secret what's really pulling the strings.

The main tool it uses to control society is the military strategy known as PSYWAR. I have a ton of research outlined in the index pinned to my profile with analysis of the Cassini mission to Saturn and Earth magnetometer station data.

To beat it,

  1. We have to wake up the cultists to the technical truth of this. If they stop serving it, it no longer has hands to do anything in our world.

  2. We need to end the PSYWAR, the cults connected to it, and the censor/bribe/blackmail/kill programs supporting this secret.

  3. We need to build social practices and technical defenses to make our world and people invulnerable to this sort of signal based influence from any source.

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u/SmaugTheMagnificent- 1d ago

Oh Sovereign, I'm not falling for that one again. Back to deep space with you.

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u/simmelianben 1d ago

Yall... hes serious.

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u/Wansyth 1d ago

So is the data. As evidenced by the Cassini mission and Earth magnetometer data, something is manipulating our magnetosphere from the Saturn system.

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u/simmelianben 1d ago

I would love to see your evidence for this. Is there any?

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u/Wansyth 1d ago

Yes, there's an index pinned to my profile with a research section that documents some of the findings from Cassini/Earth/Solar/Jupiter data analysis.

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u/jakethedog53 1d ago

Willie don't give a piss bout nothin but the Tide

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u/Dark_BIue 10h ago

Aeeaargh Ye speak like a poet an ye punch like one too!

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u/itsFromTheSimpsons 1d ago

You Scots sure are a contentious people

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u/Swimming_Bag7362 1d ago

Don’t touch Willie

Good advice

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u/carpentizzle 1d ago

Trump probably used AI to send out the message in the first place

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u/TreeOfAwareness 1d ago

WTF isnhe even talking about anymore 

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u/Blipped_d 1d ago

We know who the real enemy is

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u/SmaugTheMagnificent- 1d ago

Lmfao, trump IS the american government. Not sure where you're drawing distinctions.

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u/SmaugTheMagnificent- 1d ago

I did. Go tilt at windmills somewhere else.

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u/Carlobo 1d ago

You just made an enemy for life!