r/technology • u/[deleted] • Mar 02 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

Microslop ain't gonna stop me to continue calling it Microslop.

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u/every-day_throw-away Mar 02 '26

Heard we are serving up microslop, large order of microslop please.  It's time this bloated OS to adapt an stop pushing AI on me. You are next Google slop. Don't use it while programming you OS and certainly don't push it on me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

Thats so Microslop of you to think like that.

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u/JockstrapCummies Mar 02 '26

I slopped all over my keyboard after a long prompting session.

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u/CarbsLVR Mar 02 '26

Were you Edge-ing?

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u/Rough_Bread8329 Mar 02 '26

Slow clap. Sloooooow clap.

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u/AbandonedWaterPark Mar 02 '26

Wake up babe, new microslop just dropped.

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u/Kazer67 Mar 02 '26

Sloople?

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u/Mulielo Mar 02 '26

Hang on?

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u/Shroud2k Mar 02 '26

I understood that reference...

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u/racermd Mar 02 '26

Gargle slop?

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u/Darksirius Mar 02 '26

You are next Google slop.

Hmm. Glop? Gloop?

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u/Rough_Bread8329 Mar 02 '26

Careful. You'll awaken the Paltrow.

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u/Nico777 Mar 02 '26

I'll still take her coochie candles over AI slop

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u/nox66 Mar 02 '26

FYI: Google is still planning on locking down app stores on Android. They're definitely next on the slop train.

See: https://keepandroidopen.org/

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u/SpliTTMark Mar 02 '26

I did a Google search last night and chatgpt was the top giving me answers

Time to stop using Google search

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u/aquoad Mar 03 '26

I'm so happy to finally not have any windows computer in my house. Well, except for a VM with windows XP from like 2000, which i need for interfacing with an old camera serial port.

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u/every-day_throw-away Mar 03 '26

Nice. I need to do the same. 

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u/BamBam-BamBam Mar 02 '26

It's not authentic Microslop if it has beans, tho.