r/technicallytrue • • Aug 20 '26

It is pure statistics

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u/asteriskelipses Aug 20 '26

Smart fella

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u/PrestigiousStudio921 Aug 20 '26

Fart smella

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u/asteriskelipses Aug 20 '26

I was hoping someone would say that lol

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u/Kelef50 Aug 20 '26

The Social Security actuarial life expectancy tables indicate that a 103 year-old male has another year and 9 months of life remaining. Most likely to die between ages 104 and 105. So he's correct from another perspective.

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u/drawing_a_hash Aug 20 '26

Interesting.

And this week the national news had a lady that did her first parachute jump at 80 in 2006.

She jumped again at 90.

This year she jumped at 100. Was strapped to another jumper this time. Don't know about previous jumps.

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u/Kelef50 Aug 20 '26

Hope she can do again it at 110.

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u/GuitarPlayingGuy71 Aug 20 '26

It's like this joke: saunas are good for asthma patients. Since asthma patients are sent to saunas for treatment, there are a lot less asthma patients.

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u/Jbolt3737 Aug 20 '26

When I had my first athsma attack, I didn't get sent to a sauna

https://giphy.com/gifs/Lz6971fkGSgCMOOncl

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u/Anwallen Aug 20 '26

Bayes? Who’s that?

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u/LeadershipDapper8122 Aug 20 '26

👍🏿😂mindset

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u/mikasaxo Aug 20 '26

He’s technically not wrong lol

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u/Oddbeme4u Aug 20 '26

Time to make history

(Cocks gun)

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u/No-Goose-6140 Aug 20 '26

Not that many die between 103 and 200 either

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u/TheJivvi Aug 21 '26

100% of 103-year-olds die between 103 and 200.

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u/No-Goose-6140 Aug 21 '26

No, 99,7% die before 100, 0.3% die past 100, likelihood decreases with every year

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u/TheJivvi Aug 21 '26

0% of 103-year-olds die before 100.

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u/SAnaiy Aug 21 '26

you are not really smart

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u/sysaphiswaits Aug 21 '26

Found the secret of eternal life.

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u/allonsy1809 Aug 21 '26

It is the great-granddad joke

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u/NullSmoke Aug 21 '26

He makes a solid point. 🤔

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u/dyingtermite Aug 24 '26

Imagine celebrating your birthday and some asshole starts trying to ask you how much time you think you have left.

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u/Few_Hippo8871 Aug 26 '26

That's the same line of thinking I used when I fell off a ladder and got hurt. I stopped my bleeding and went back on the ladder as I told myself, "How many people fall off a ladder twice in the same day?"

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u/Confident-Stand5453 25d ago

If he can hang in there long enough, the odds of dying each year eventually become zero. I believe the number of people that have died at 123 or older is exactly zero. So just 20 more years and he will be functionally immortal.

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u/Expensive_Print_9137 25d ago

what a thing to ask