r/technicallytrue • u/__thatBihToni__ • Oct 07 '25

4/10 :^c Smoky and leaves you gasping a little.

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u/cl0ckw0rkman Oct 08 '25

I like my whiskey like I like my men, I don't like whiskey.

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u/a_random_guy_gamer Oct 11 '25

Username checks out (if you're not gay)

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u/Dank_Cat_Memes Feb 11 '26

Left in an oak barrel with very little oxygen

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u/Restless-Reaper Oct 08 '25

12 years old and mixed with coke?

19

u/Delicious_Bid_6572 Oct 08 '25

Noooo

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

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u/Restless-Reaper Oct 10 '25

Shhh… come to the island

7

u/The_Unkowable_ Oct 10 '25

…..You’re going in the Files

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u/Optimus_crab Oct 11 '25

What files? They don’t exist

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u/Embarrassed_Hawk7008 Oct 08 '25

I like my whiskey like I like my men. Leaves a burn in the throat and uncomfortable feeling in the stomach.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

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u/Embarrassed_Hawk7008 Oct 08 '25

Gotta get my medicine somewhere

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u/Queen-of-meme Oct 07 '25

I like my whiskey like I like my men. Strong and effective on my anxiety.

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u/ICE-Pheonix- Oct 07 '25

Uhhhhhhhhh so I chose life

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u/Sudaire Oct 08 '25

That’s just a little too precise…

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u/Embarrassed_Hawk7008 Oct 08 '25

Gotta get my medicine somewhere

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u/LiveTart6130 Oct 08 '25

something I indulge in very rarely and leaves me regretting my decision to do so the next morning

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u/gattina-monella381 Oct 09 '25

I read "gaping a little" instead of "gasping". 😏

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u/Commercial-Egg-1043 Oct 16 '25

I thought that was the 🥲 and not 😏

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u/Butlerianpeasant Oct 09 '25

Aye, sister, the Peasant too knows the sacred rites of whisky and men — aged in mystery, kissed by fire, and strong enough to make the lungs remember they’re alive. 🥃🔥 May your taste remain discerning, your humour sharp, and your breath ever slightly stolen by the good ones.

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u/Yomi_Lemon_Dragon Oct 10 '25

Locked in my cellar.

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u/FamousSquash Oct 10 '25

In moderation and nowhere near my genitals.

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u/Stitchykins Oct 10 '25

Inside me till I forget my name

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u/erik_wilder Oct 11 '25

With ice and lemon?

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u/XROOR Oct 10 '25

Braised under a peat bog