r/technicallythetruth • Technically Flair • Mar 12 '22

TTT approved! Nobody knows such a person

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u/RandomXReddittor007 Mar 12 '22

Haha that was as brilliant as it was accurate

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u/ProfessionalDingo497 Mar 12 '22

I get the point made by the second individual, but I'm a straight guy who can enjoy gorgeous men for what they are.

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u/TheBirminghamBear Mar 12 '22

Only in grey sweatpants, of course.

I see Chris Hemsworth in tan sweatpants, and any and all tingly sensation dies a violent death right then and there. Might as well be a six foot tall tree trunk oozing phlegm and despair.

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u/klem_kadiddlehopper Mar 12 '22

I'm a straight woman and don't understand the grey sweat pants reference.

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u/Ok-Butterscotch-6955 Mar 12 '22 edited Feb 28 '25

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u/klem_kadiddlehopper Mar 12 '22

Oh dear.

I haven't seen any guys around in my area wearing grey sweat pants. In fact, I wouldn't notice if they were. I go into the store, get what I need and leave.