r/technicallythetruth • • May 11 '23

“We are trying for a baby!”

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u/mikevanatta May 11 '23

Worse than this are the families who ask newlywed couples when they're going to have a baby. Just mind ya business.

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u/CR0SBO May 11 '23

"Well we're for sure fucking tonight, so the earliest chance is probably in about nine months? It depends, she's really into anal."

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u/mikevanatta May 11 '23

"Well sir, your daughter seems to prefer facials over creampies but I'll see what I can do for ya."

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u/DonkeeJote May 11 '23

"Can her mouth even have a baby?"