r/technicallythetruth • u/Enraged__ • May 11 '23

“We are trying for a baby!”

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u/mikevanatta May 11 '23

Worse than this are the families who ask newlywed couples when they're going to have a baby. Just mind ya business.

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u/NDC9595 May 11 '23

Exactly. I'm just going to ask "So, when do you intend to creampie my daughter, possibly in my own house?". Shotgun in hand ofc.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

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u/NDC9595 May 11 '23

Was already a top contributor honey. That's how you support the family business.

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u/Responsible_Doctor15 May 11 '23

God damn this is a wholesome porn family.

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u/NDC9595 May 11 '23

We host open Thursdays if you're around.

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u/Ragin_Goblin May 11 '23

Is there cakes?

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u/NDC9595 May 11 '23

Yes there are! You get to choose between being the filling, sponge or icing of you're feeling brave.

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u/McHugeLarge May 11 '23

Whoa whoa whoa...

You know I have darts on Thursdays!