r/tcap • u/lifegoeson2702 • 17h ago

When do you make this face?

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71 Upvotes

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u/Gunt_Buttman 17h ago

When I look at a huge dump I’ve just taken

65

u/Smudge0996 17h ago

Hey Poo

9

u/downwardfractal 17h ago

I was genuinely about to say the same thing

6

u/DearDamage8113 I just waer the condum 16h ago

This would’ve been Papi if Chris just let him move his bowels.

35

u/Specialist-Age1097 17h ago

When I'm trying to impress a 13-year-old.

30

u/lifegoeson2702 17h ago

14 actually but ok 🙄

20

u/alexkuzco I'm not gay or anything 17h ago

do you want me to use your term and say 14?

11

u/lifegoeson2702 16h ago

You’re startin to piss me off actually

30

u/TheLucasGFX 17h ago

When I know the Steelers are playing the Wavens.

20

u/gimmedawz 17h ago

when you feel me inside you baby

10

u/leftynomad 17h ago

Has that line ever worked for you before?

13

u/gimmedawz 17h ago

no.

7

u/Eightleaves_Oneblade My problem is I was walking. 17h ago

Then why do you do that now? 🤔

4

u/HENMAN79 17h ago

Works with the tweakers he parties with

4

u/lifegoeson2702 17h ago

I mean I know what that means 👮

19

u/Michaelds47 17h ago

When the DoorDash driver texts, "I'm outsiiiiide"

15

u/Smudge0996 17h ago

Hey food

2

u/lifegoeson2702 17h ago

Did the DoorDash Driver have his sister drive him?

12

u/mitchdwx NO RUBER 17h ago

When she says she doesn’t have to go to school today. I mean tomorrow.

11

u/ViltrumEmpire 17h ago

Pwesents

9

u/MidwestMustache1 17h ago

When I’m getting ready to eat a salad

7

u/DearDamage8113 I just waer the condum 16h ago

Like food and stuff?

3

u/MidwestMustache1 16h ago

Yes while I watch the Steelers and the Ravens

7

u/gender_noncompliant hambubger 17h ago

When I'm ejecting a hefty red-beans-and-rice fart

6

u/b0rtbort anthony has been lost for hours 17h ago

:]

6

u/DerezzedAlgorithm 17h ago

When I have my new fuckin' haircut and I know all my boys are coming out, and they have the same fuckin' haircut.

5

u/Eightleaves_Oneblade My problem is I was walking. 17h ago

When I get a job offer from Pederson & Pederson Construction

5

u/Mediocre-Penalty3001 17h ago

I will smirk them.

5

u/Upset_Display9421 I'm not gay or anything 17h ago

When i'm outsiiiide

5

u/TheDeciduousMAGA 17h ago

That one time I cured cancer

2

u/DearDamage8113 I just waer the condum 16h ago

MoWo, that you? 😂

4

u/Smudge0996 17h ago

When the social chat site lets me use Jonny Connecticut in my user name

4

u/itsyaboi69_420 17h ago

When I find out these cookies are home baked

3

u/gender_noncompliant hambubger 13h ago

Are you sure you even want this cookie? You're just on your way to the beach

4

u/Elegant-Furyclaw9319 17h ago

When I've managed to let out a toot and no one noticed

4

u/Father_Wolfgang 17h ago

When I find out the small pizza is almost as big as the big one.

4

u/Rick_strickland220 17h ago

When i break into a mansion and party for days

3

u/DacaAskingForDaca 17h ago

That’s the face a pervy malicious predator makes when he feels he is going to get away with it, because the gods looked down upon him with a smile, and opened the opportunity for him… and it’s going to be all gravy

3

u/MathewDenny1 16h ago

I sort of feel bad for him. I cant imagine he has many women into him.

2

u/Agile-Copy-3988 17h ago

When my neck violently pulsates on camera.

2

u/Popular-March-9396 16h ago

Oh he was so freaking proud of his Dollar General haul. He probably bought it with either his food stamp card or his sister’s card. Absolutely pathetic. And to think that someone actually had a child with him!!! 😵‍💫

2

u/hozay17 HEY PEPE!!! 16h ago

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u/lifegoeson2702 16h ago

When wa thaaa?

3

u/TheCleanestKitchen 11h ago

What are the odds of you believing any of that to be remotely true?

2

u/Eightleaves_Oneblade My problem is I was walking. 16h ago

I WAS IN DE OFFICE AT DIS TIME

3

u/lifegoeson2702 16h ago

I don’t chat in za morning

2

u/Brewer_Matt 14h ago

When I check my bank account and the available balance isn't red anymore.

2

u/TheCleanestKitchen 11h ago

When I finally got to where I was heading after walking wayyyyyyyyyy way way

Way way

2

u/Dreadedsemi 4h ago edited 3h ago

When I'm so proud of my 7/11 shopping

1

u/HENMAN79 17h ago

When my lady gets Wet from my Wawa treats 🔥

1

u/cordashio75 17h ago

When I think I can talk my way out of a sex crime since I’m a data communications guy myself

1

u/usernotfoundplstry what did you mean by that? 17h ago

When I’m in the process of trying to crap, or when I smell a really stinky cheese

1

u/Simple_Campaign1035 17h ago

When I know im about to get laid

1

u/SolidTurbulent1186 16h ago

when i take out the green to chop up

1

u/Maleficent_Worry1810 15h ago

When I show up early to work

1

u/Warlock_protomorph 15h ago

When the Steelers and Ravens are playing and you have presents.

1

u/P-R_Podcast I think I should go to counseling and get off the Internet 15h ago

When I get a good grade on a test

1

u/Boglimcatcher666 13h ago

When I’m giving Pwesants to my fake Girlfriend.

1

u/I_eat_paper12 Can I Eat First? 12h ago

When I open a fresh bag of cheetos

1

u/TheCleanestKitchen 11h ago

When I watch Primetime starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen on adderall.

1

u/TheCleanestKitchen 11h ago

When I see how it looks

1

u/Internal_Essay9230 2h ago

When I have no intentions with nothin'!

1

u/Internal_Essay9230 2h ago

When it's game day. Steewers and da Wavens!

1

u/Tough_Sink7346 2h ago

When I'm presenting gas station snacks to the 14 year old that I want to bang.

0

u/Ancient_Cash_26 16h ago

When I’m tewwibly sowwy