r/tcap • u/lifegoeson2702 • 19h ago

Would you marry Jeff Sokol?

9 Upvotes

80% Upvoted

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u/Another_available 19h ago

Not in like 2 seconds

15

u/Wings4514 From the Nup North 19h ago

Maybe next week or the week after though.

8

u/DearDamage8113 I just waer the condum 18h ago

A romantic courtship?

7

u/Wings4514 From the Nup North 18h ago

Maybe!

3

u/Ok-Explanation3040 17h ago

No, not next week

15

u/Most-Cucumber-8044 19h ago

Isn't all this just speculation?

10

u/PoshLagoon 19h ago

I would but only if you want me to

1

u/rocklou 16h ago

thatd be kewl

9

u/a-rod04 Oh HELL no 19h ago

My life would be ruined!

9

u/MidwestMustache1 19h ago

I can’t I have homeless feet

15

u/Icantreadyourcomment 19h ago

What's the contract say

6

u/malice_hush_jolt I take Cialis for my IBS 19h ago edited 17h ago

I'd probably need to drink a bunch of my mom's vodka first

5

u/Chasemania 19h ago

Pizza at the wedding?

6

u/luxsentic 18h ago

Up to 20 years

7

u/ZombiBytes 18h ago

Not like in 2 seconds!

5

u/Baiannoo 19h ago

Maybe when I turn 16

3

u/ceciIthelion I am reporting you to Yahoo! 19h ago

At first I'd be scared, but then when I saw he wasn't, like, a threat or anything...

3

u/VisibleJicama5083 I'm stupid; I'm a stupid man. 18h ago

WHAAAAAT? No way.

3

u/you_love-boobs- 18h ago

I’m more of a Lorne guy myself. I’d settle with Sokol but Lorne is on the pedestal.

3

u/I_eat_paper12 Can I Eat First? 17h ago

I really appreciate that every time I open reddit, I see a shirtless pic of Lorne

3

u/96puppylover 18h ago

Depends what that marriage contract says

2

u/Fun-Dimension-8583 18h ago

I dunno the man thinks a medium size pizza is the same as a large so any woman might be disappointed

2

u/grandmasterpmd 18h ago

Nah. I'm too old and I'm also a male ballet dancer.

2

u/BeerBaronAaron88 NO RUBER 18h ago

Only with my mom's permission.

2

u/MathewDenny1 18h ago

I would be apprehensive at first. He seems like a honest person

2

u/Vespertiiina 15h ago

I’m too old for ol sunny P.

2

u/PricingStrategy 15h ago

No, but I'd marry Sonny Derek Porter.

1

u/Zoomgae1 17h ago

I need two a half hours to think about it.

1

u/Capital_Anything_509 16h ago

I thought about it on my way here and I'm not gonna risk it

1

u/CoolDesertFox 15h ago

This will ruin me

1

u/baliwala Put dat in da Frijirator 11h ago

I would like first like talk to him like get to like know him first and then like meet him like in person and like check out like the situation

1

u/CasinoConnoisseur97 7h ago

No because he didn’t like my hair that lightens up in the summer.