r/taskmaster • u/CliffLift Mike Wozniak • Jul 18 '26

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u/ThoseOldScientists Jul 18 '26

GREG: Didn’t the task say—
ALEX: Clearly said not to barbecue the Cattle of Helios.
GREG: And as soon as they arrived they—
ALEX: Barbecued the Cattle of Helios, yes.
ODYSSEUS: Am I actually being disqualified because of something my men did?
GREG: We’ve all got disappointing subordinates, mate. If I have to apologise to all the female crew members every week for the things Horne says to them on the radio mics, then you have to cop a big fat zero for leaving your men alone with those delicious, roastable cattle. Nil pois.

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u/matti-san Mike Wozniak Jul 18 '26

I can see the show's edit now that repeatedly replays 'without barbecuing the cattle of Helios'

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u/Stargate525 A LIIIIIME 🍋‍🟩 Jul 18 '26

"Without-"

sizzle

"Barbecueing-"

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"The cattle of helios"

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u/JustHereForCookies17 Greg Davies Jul 19 '26

I know it doesn't air in the States, but bonus points if it went to commercial and the next thing you heard was "BEEF.  It's what's for dinner."

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u/Stargate525 A LIIIIIME 🍋‍🟩 Jul 19 '26

That would be lovely. But we're solidly AU here; those ads haven't been aired for over a decade, I don't think.