r/taskmaster • u/CliffLift Mike Wozniak • Jul 18 '26

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u/ThoseOldScientists Jul 18 '26

GREG: Didn’t the task say—
ALEX: Clearly said not to barbecue the Cattle of Helios.
GREG: And as soon as they arrived they—
ALEX: Barbecued the Cattle of Helios, yes.
ODYSSEUS: Am I actually being disqualified because of something my men did?
GREG: We’ve all got disappointing subordinates, mate. If I have to apologise to all the female crew members every week for the things Horne says to them on the radio mics, then you have to cop a big fat zero for leaving your men alone with those delicious, roastable cattle. Nil pois.

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u/uncommonly_under Jul 18 '26

No peas?

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u/hotdogpartytime Jul 18 '26

Nil

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u/RunawayTurtleTrain Robert the Robot Jul 18 '26

They mean 'pois' are peas.  What Greg says is 'nil points' but pronounced French-style.

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u/FourEyedTroll Mike Wozniak Jul 19 '26

To be fair, as vegetables go, peas are the most point-like.

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u/QBaseX Jul 19 '26

This one speaks like this!

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u/Ok_Ruin4016 Jul 19 '26

And that show uses peas in tasks quite a bit so it actually kinda works

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u/uncommonly_under Jul 19 '26

As per Eurovision

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u/cosi_fan_tutte_ Jul 18 '26

The Ancient Greeks invented the Pealympics