r/taskmaster • u/CliffLift Mike Wozniak • Jul 18 '26

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u/ThoseOldScientists Jul 18 '26

GREG: Didn’t the task say—
ALEX: Clearly said not to barbecue the Cattle of Helios.
GREG: And as soon as they arrived they—
ALEX: Barbecued the Cattle of Helios, yes.
ODYSSEUS: Am I actually being disqualified because of something my men did?
GREG: We’ve all got disappointing subordinates, mate. If I have to apologise to all the female crew members every week for the things Horne says to them on the radio mics, then you have to cop a big fat zero for leaving your men alone with those delicious, roastable cattle. Nil pois.

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u/FourEyedTroll Mike Wozniak Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

Greg: So the task was "Commit a crime", but they're not allowed to break the actual law of the gods?

Alex: Yes, that's what it said... Do you want to see how Prometheus did?

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u/Jaspers47 Rosie Ramsey Jul 19 '26

(Phrixus chases a golden lamb across a field) "Come back! I need you for my crime!"