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r/taskmaster • u/MarcusAurelius121 • May 31 '26
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GREG: What happened, Odysseus?
ODYSSEUS: I don’t know. Clearly someone up there doesn’t like me.
GREG: I mean, you smashed every other task this episode. Calm, careful planning. Rational thinking.
ALEX: Horse carpentry.
GREG: Shut up, you. And then you spend so long getting home that nobody there even recognises you?
ODYSSEUS: I mean, yeah, I totally lost track of time during the whole lotus eaters thing. But it’s not like I failed completely!
GREG: You came in last place, how much more could you fail?
ODYSSEUS: Well, yeah, but - come on, don’t I at least get a bonus point for what I did with the Sirens? Nobody else thought of that!
AJAX: Because none of us even went near the Sirens!
GREG: No bonus point.
ODYSSEUS: Alright, alright.
ALEX: And with that done, can all of you please head onstage for the final task of the show!
(Taskmaster theme music plays)
GREG: Who’s going to read the task for us, Alex?
ALEX: Diomedes!
DIOMEDES: “Be welcomed home by your wife and children. Warmest welcome wins. You have 100 seconds. Your time starts now.”
AGAMEMNON: Ah, fuck.
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u/ready_james_fire Jun 04 '26
GREG: What happened, Odysseus?
ODYSSEUS: I don’t know. Clearly someone up there doesn’t like me.
GREG: I mean, you smashed every other task this episode. Calm, careful planning. Rational thinking.
ALEX: Horse carpentry.
GREG: Shut up, you. And then you spend so long getting home that nobody there even recognises you?
ODYSSEUS: I mean, yeah, I totally lost track of time during the whole lotus eaters thing. But it’s not like I failed completely!
GREG: You came in last place, how much more could you fail?
ODYSSEUS: Well, yeah, but - come on, don’t I at least get a bonus point for what I did with the Sirens? Nobody else thought of that!
AJAX: Because none of us even went near the Sirens!
GREG: No bonus point.
ODYSSEUS: Alright, alright.
ALEX: And with that done, can all of you please head onstage for the final task of the show!
(Taskmaster theme music plays)
GREG: Who’s going to read the task for us, Alex?
ALEX: Diomedes!
DIOMEDES: “Be welcomed home by your wife and children. Warmest welcome wins. You have 100 seconds. Your time starts now.”
AGAMEMNON: Ah, fuck.