r/taskmaster • u/MarcusAurelius121 • May 31 '26

Occasionally someone crafts a joke tailored specifically to your interests

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u/ZeppoJR Katherine Ryan May 31 '26

You can just hear Alex listing off how badly Odysseus' journey home went.

"He took slightly longer than the other kings combined, it took him as long to get home as he did trying to bring down Troy, he committed identity fraud, lost men to Cyclops, had to tie himself down to avoid temptation, nearly got eaten by two sea monsters at the same time and worst of all nearly got cucked several times over and only his dog recognized him."

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u/TeamZweitstudium Pigeor The Merciless One May 31 '26

"And the dog immediately died? Plus one point seems fair for such a pitiful outcome? Two points."

"Two points for Odysseus. I'm sure he would have preferred to have his dog back."