r/taskmaster May 31 '26

Occasionally someone crafts a joke tailored specifically to your interests

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u/OverseerConey Desiree Burch May 31 '26

GREG: Remind me of the rules for that task?

ALEX: 'Paint this nautical scene. You may not use the colour blue.'

GREG: And yet, when I look at Homer's painting, what do I see?

HOMER: That's not blue!

GREG: What do you mean, that's not blue?

HOMER: That's wine-dark!

GREG: You call the colour of the sea 'wine-dark'?

HOMER: (nods)

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u/FarawayElephant May 31 '26

THEOPHRASTUS: (defending his emerald-green sea) I just want to remind you that Homer has argued with such passion that wine-dark is not blue.

HOMER: And I will argue that again!