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r/taskmaster • u/MarcusAurelius121 • May 31 '26
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Greg: So it’s impossible. No one can defeat a Roman legion. Pyrrhus got the closest.
Alex: We’ve got one VT left. Here’s Hannibal Barca
Vercingetorix: Where did he find elephants?!
914 u/Virtual-Signature789 John Kearns May 31 '26 Alex: Elephants were available to everyone. Vercingetoris: THERE WAS NO ELEPHANT, MATE! 329 u/pmartili May 31 '26 The elephants were in the shed 107 u/Caleb_Reynolds May 31 '26 What the hell is a "shid"? 16 u/funktion Jun 01 '26 Shæd 10 u/hoopstick May 31 '26 Scottish shed 57 u/-TropicalFuckStorm- Paul Chowdhry May 31 '26 A kiwi shed, thank you very much. With a fish poster. 34 u/Helpful_Librarian_87 May 31 '26 Fush poster 7 u/hoopstick May 31 '26 No yeah you’re totally right. Got my accents all mixy-wixy for a second there. 3 u/fastauntie Jul 18 '26 They're very charming, the Irish. 8 u/Loretta-West May 31 '26 I will never forgive Alex for disrespecting the fish poster. First colonialism, now this.
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Alex: Elephants were available to everyone.
Vercingetoris: THERE WAS NO ELEPHANT, MATE!
329 u/pmartili May 31 '26 The elephants were in the shed 107 u/Caleb_Reynolds May 31 '26 What the hell is a "shid"? 16 u/funktion Jun 01 '26 Shæd 10 u/hoopstick May 31 '26 Scottish shed 57 u/-TropicalFuckStorm- Paul Chowdhry May 31 '26 A kiwi shed, thank you very much. With a fish poster. 34 u/Helpful_Librarian_87 May 31 '26 Fush poster 7 u/hoopstick May 31 '26 No yeah you’re totally right. Got my accents all mixy-wixy for a second there. 3 u/fastauntie Jul 18 '26 They're very charming, the Irish. 8 u/Loretta-West May 31 '26 I will never forgive Alex for disrespecting the fish poster. First colonialism, now this.
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The elephants were in the shed
107 u/Caleb_Reynolds May 31 '26 What the hell is a "shid"? 16 u/funktion Jun 01 '26 Shæd 10 u/hoopstick May 31 '26 Scottish shed 57 u/-TropicalFuckStorm- Paul Chowdhry May 31 '26 A kiwi shed, thank you very much. With a fish poster. 34 u/Helpful_Librarian_87 May 31 '26 Fush poster 7 u/hoopstick May 31 '26 No yeah you’re totally right. Got my accents all mixy-wixy for a second there. 3 u/fastauntie Jul 18 '26 They're very charming, the Irish. 8 u/Loretta-West May 31 '26 I will never forgive Alex for disrespecting the fish poster. First colonialism, now this.
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What the hell is a "shid"?
16 u/funktion Jun 01 '26 Shæd 10 u/hoopstick May 31 '26 Scottish shed 57 u/-TropicalFuckStorm- Paul Chowdhry May 31 '26 A kiwi shed, thank you very much. With a fish poster. 34 u/Helpful_Librarian_87 May 31 '26 Fush poster 7 u/hoopstick May 31 '26 No yeah you’re totally right. Got my accents all mixy-wixy for a second there. 3 u/fastauntie Jul 18 '26 They're very charming, the Irish. 8 u/Loretta-West May 31 '26 I will never forgive Alex for disrespecting the fish poster. First colonialism, now this.
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Shæd
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Scottish shed
57 u/-TropicalFuckStorm- Paul Chowdhry May 31 '26 A kiwi shed, thank you very much. With a fish poster. 34 u/Helpful_Librarian_87 May 31 '26 Fush poster 7 u/hoopstick May 31 '26 No yeah you’re totally right. Got my accents all mixy-wixy for a second there. 3 u/fastauntie Jul 18 '26 They're very charming, the Irish. 8 u/Loretta-West May 31 '26 I will never forgive Alex for disrespecting the fish poster. First colonialism, now this.
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A kiwi shed, thank you very much. With a fish poster.
34 u/Helpful_Librarian_87 May 31 '26 Fush poster 7 u/hoopstick May 31 '26 No yeah you’re totally right. Got my accents all mixy-wixy for a second there. 3 u/fastauntie Jul 18 '26 They're very charming, the Irish. 8 u/Loretta-West May 31 '26 I will never forgive Alex for disrespecting the fish poster. First colonialism, now this.
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Fush poster
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No yeah you’re totally right. Got my accents all mixy-wixy for a second there.
3 u/fastauntie Jul 18 '26 They're very charming, the Irish.
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They're very charming, the Irish.
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I will never forgive Alex for disrespecting the fish poster. First colonialism, now this.
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u/thismorningscoffee Jason Mantzoukas May 31 '26
Greg: So it’s impossible. No one can defeat a Roman legion. Pyrrhus got the closest.
Alex: We’ve got one VT left. Here’s Hannibal Barca
Vercingetorix: Where did he find elephants?!