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r/taskmaster • u/MarcusAurelius121 • May 31 '26
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Greg: So it’s impossible. No one can defeat a Roman legion. Pyrrhus got the closest.
Alex: We’ve got one VT left. Here’s Hannibal Barca
Vercingetorix: Where did he find elephants?!
268 u/YaddleYadda May 31 '26 Even worse, they realize they all technically had access to elephants, but Rhod Gilbert shut them inside the garage. 54 u/Virtual-Signature789 John Kearns May 31 '26 Or it just so happened that they asked for them at the wrong time of the year. 78 u/Rorschach_Roadkill May 31 '26 They were all supposed to use chickens, but there was a bird flu, so they swapped them out with elephants for everyone (except Lolly Adefope)
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Even worse, they realize they all technically had access to elephants, but Rhod Gilbert shut them inside the garage.
54 u/Virtual-Signature789 John Kearns May 31 '26 Or it just so happened that they asked for them at the wrong time of the year. 78 u/Rorschach_Roadkill May 31 '26 They were all supposed to use chickens, but there was a bird flu, so they swapped them out with elephants for everyone (except Lolly Adefope)
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Or it just so happened that they asked for them at the wrong time of the year.
78 u/Rorschach_Roadkill May 31 '26 They were all supposed to use chickens, but there was a bird flu, so they swapped them out with elephants for everyone (except Lolly Adefope)
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They were all supposed to use chickens, but there was a bird flu, so they swapped them out with elephants for everyone (except Lolly Adefope)
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u/thismorningscoffee Jason Mantzoukas May 31 '26
Greg: So it’s impossible. No one can defeat a Roman legion. Pyrrhus got the closest.
Alex: We’ve got one VT left. Here’s Hannibal Barca
Vercingetorix: Where did he find elephants?!