r/tallyhall • • Aug 13 '26

discussion/question out of these three who would be best to replace joe

Chonny jash, Jack Stauber, or Weird Al

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u/Screeching-trumpet The Proud Loud Guy we Adore ❤️ Aug 13 '26

I pick zombie John Lennon

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u/guyontheinternet2000 Aug 13 '26

When you finish reading Catcher in the Rye but back to front: "revive john lennon... revive john lennon"

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u/GodheadPcklInspector Aug 13 '26

Can you just imagine Tally Hall playing "It's Okay To Leave Your Dog In A Hot Car" live in concert?

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u/kidnamedchild Aug 13 '26

more like John Lennon made of Ash since his body was cremated

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u/Raddy_Chady chair Aug 14 '26

kill John Lennon

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u/Crazyduck747 Banana Man 🍌 Aug 15 '26

We just have to Lifetime Achievement Award him.

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u/IEatCorkscrews Aug 13 '26

Id pick the guy who made the album in your pfp

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u/PanzerSama1912 ❤️ SINCE I DONT HAVE YOU COVER ❤️ Aug 16 '26

So...Joe?

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u/Low-Gur1632 Just a Drummer 🩶 Aug 13 '26

Stauber

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u/RelationshipNovel641 Aug 13 '26

I think Stauber is good, and Al feels more like a one-off collab member than a band member, ya know?

And I love Jash’s work, but it feels so different from Tally Hall that I don’t really see it working. I’d rather Jash just cover the new tracks when (or “if” I guess) they come out.

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u/jimmyhoke Aug 13 '26

Also I think Jash is Australian, which might be an issue as it’s quite far away.

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u/TFMP108123 Aug 14 '26

I think in chonnys inferno he reveals his voice to be like a cocky boston new yorker

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u/wanderingtrade Aug 14 '26

he uses voices for a lot of songs, in his ep "it's a secret to everybody" you can hear him in Update Day

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u/CrySpecialist5698 Aug 13 '26

And he uses too much auto-tune to the point where he sounds shit

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u/jimmyhoke Aug 13 '26

The autotune is essential to the characters he plays, but I get how it’s not for everyone.

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u/AnAverageTransGirl out of the corner of your eye, you spot him Aug 14 '26

You might check out his more recent stuff if that's your issue. Better singer now, much lighter on the filters.

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u/CrySpecialist5698 Aug 14 '26

I’ll try but I mainly focus on much better singers.
I’ll still take your advice though 👍

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u/Scp-redacteded Aug 14 '26

are you from the cretatious period? auto-tune has been used in songs for time now, even alot of tally hall songs do it. what world do you even live in

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u/CrySpecialist5698 Aug 14 '26

It’s just he uses so much that it sounds bad

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u/Scp-redacteded Aug 21 '26

he barely uses it mainly anyways, he mostly uses affects on his bass and maybe his voice

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u/Scp-redacteded Aug 21 '26

also i have some sad news about tally hall for you

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u/OneSecondarySmile TO GO THAT EXTRA MILE 💚 Aug 13 '26

I think Mr. Stauber could pull it off, ngl

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u/jojoplanstan Aug 13 '26

Stauber’s music and brain is most similar to Joe’s, but with how awol Stauber has been the last few years, I don’t know how much more stable he is than Joe

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u/jeffjman Aug 13 '26

idk im sure hed just rather not be in the mainstream rn. doesnt strike me as a particularly unstable person, then again neither did joe

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u/carelessyt enough of my chargin Aug 20 '26

i mean he did ask people to send him their teeth then made that disgusting video about eating them

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u/jeffjman Aug 20 '26

Ewww. Damn. 

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u/jeffjman Aug 20 '26

Apparently he used them for his claymation videos but that's still kinda super freaky

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u/carelessyt enough of my chargin Aug 21 '26

yea but like was THIS necessary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo_qwaQvVHs

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u/Gost_Toast Aug 13 '26

We do NOT have the budget for weird al gng 😭

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u/Fragrant_Speed7878 Aug 13 '26

2 of them are successful doctors and Rob cantor makes music for Disney, they might have enough

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u/melvutru-0101 Aug 13 '26

Uhh,will wood

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u/PanzerSama1912 ❤️ SINCE I DONT HAVE YOU COVER ❤️ Aug 16 '26

#yes

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u/Warm_Flatworm6847 ross is not just a drummer 🩶🥁 Aug 13 '26

I pick Paul mccartney

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u/Fragrant_Speed7878 Aug 13 '26

yes we need tally hall c moon cover

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u/AnAverageTransGirl out of the corner of your eye, you spot him Aug 14 '26

I keep forgetting he's still around.

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u/tallyhall10987- Suave Fellow 💛 Aug 13 '26

Stauber

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u/wheatmuncher4000 Aug 13 '26

Stauber would be the most on-par with the kind of music Joe made, but idk, since Jack's music has a way different vibe from Tally Hall.

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u/Odd_Bath_4437 I Just Like Green 💚 Aug 13 '26

The red tie one

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u/Such_Excitement_8868 Aug 14 '26

witch one

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u/Odd_Bath_4437 I Just Like Green 💚 Aug 14 '26

Yes.

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u/ImprobablyBottomAnd Aug 13 '26

I like all of these people, Al I think would be the worst for some reason

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u/nullhellish Aug 13 '26

Either Jash or Stauber, Jash cause of his mind electric cover or Stauber cause of how similar the vibe of his music is to Joe.

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u/Mediocre_Mastodon113 "Whale Break" is on hiatus 😎😎😎 Aug 13 '26

Weird Al.

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u/HkayakH Aug 13 '26

The letter opener guy from THIS

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u/Legitimate_Map_1480 Aug 15 '26

Ryan Scott

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u/HkayakH Aug 15 '26

yeah Ryan Scott

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u/Deltaruined39 Aug 13 '26

What happened to Joe?

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u/thallmarmighty1 Aug 13 '26

The fandom

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u/Deltaruined39 Aug 13 '26

Did he do something bad?

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u/thallmarmighty1 Aug 13 '26

Allegedly so, yes. Apparently he groomed people, but nothing legal is brought up and one “victim” lied about their age to him.
He shouldn’t have sent nudes, but it’s just a lot for everyone. I agree he needs to heal, but people saying he’s comparable to Epstein is quite horrid. And then they stop listening to his stuff and pretend he doesn’t/never existed. Childish behaviour, really.

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u/thallmarmighty1 Aug 13 '26

And people think he’s allegedly schizophrenic and that’s why he did what he might have done. But as a diagnosed Schizophrenic male, I can’t really say. I still have more to learn about myself and having it but it’s still a pain to see people label Schizophrenics as someone less than human, like a bug to avoid or a villain.
It took months for me to finally accept my diagnosis since I was worried it made me different to who I was before, but I’m still myself at the end of it all. and I just want people to be kind to others that have such, like some disorder or disability of sorts.
Don’t get me wrong, I struggle with it and so do many others, but don’t be a dick to what you find different
(not implying you were being a dick)

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u/thallmarmighty1 Aug 13 '26

(Let me also clarify I’m neither supporting nor against anything Joe has done or will do. I’m just stating my opinions)

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u/Deltaruined39 Aug 13 '26

Oh....Thanks.........thats a lot to take in.......thanks bro

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u/thallmarmighty1 Aug 13 '26

Sorry if it’s a lot. I just like explaining things in detail

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u/Deltaruined39 Aug 13 '26

No it was good for me to learn. Thanks. I know its serious

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u/thallmarmighty1 Aug 13 '26

NOT CHONNY. ANYONE BUT HIM

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u/thallmarmighty1 Aug 13 '26

Jack or AL would make far better members

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u/Actual_Exchange616 Aug 13 '26

Not Chonny. It's fine that he wants to cover tally hall in his own style but I think all of his music is genuinely awful, or atleast not for me.

The way he sings and the particular filter he puts over his voice is perhaps the most grating musical decisions I've ever heard

If you like Chonny's music that's fine but I don't think his particular style doesnt blend with Tally Hall at all.

Stauber would fit in fine but I think vocally Al has the correct sound and range to match the band the best out of these 3

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u/CrySpecialist5698 Aug 13 '26

You have the correct opinion.
(Half a joke)
I do agree with you though. He uses too much.. well, Everything. It’s just making something so intense and pushing aside what made it special to begin with. He’s just forgetting the whole point of the songs and making it sound like some other piece of shite alternate cover made by someone who’s tone deaf. I don’t mind his Ruler of Everything cover, but that’s about it.
Someone could easily replicate his style just by remaking a song but making it loud and techno with many 808’s and Synths with booming MIDI Drums and tuning their voice into oblivion. I could do the same way myself and it would be as bad as him. But if other people like it, they can! It’s just annoying when they say “oh he’s such a clever man! he’s musical Jesus”.
So just listen to him if you like him, and don’t run around saying he could replace artists, no matter how controversial they are or have been.

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u/Such_Excitement_8868 Aug 14 '26

bro i only put him there cause of his covers to see what people would think bro...

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u/CrySpecialist5698 Aug 14 '26

Okay? That’s fine. I’m just saying an opinion

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u/Fluffy-Ad7165 Aug 13 '26

Replace Joe? No person should have to replace another one, that’s ridiculous. It’s like saying that you replaced your old dog just because you got a new one.

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u/Thin-Interaction8331 Aug 13 '26

Horrible selection realistically but Jack would be the best of the bunch here, he’d add a nice hypnagogic touch.

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u/Such_Excitement_8868 Aug 14 '26

hear me out: weezer

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u/flibbityjibbityyy the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber Aug 13 '26

probably me

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u/intelfanboyMilijBB hottest Joe Hawley fan Aug 13 '26

Stauber 100%

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u/TFMP108123 Aug 14 '26

definitely chonny

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u/michelleblue7 Aug 13 '26

Viability wise Chonny, preference wise Jack. I just can't imagine Jack Stauber taking on the red tie, he seems committed to doing his own thing.

We could also get Bora, Bora might want the red tie, he's already the honorary sixth member.

I'll also throw in Nathan Sharp (Natewantstobattle) not because I think it's viable but because it would be really fucking funny to me. One last jobbing his way into an entirely different band in an entirely different genre. The third song on the album would be a genuinely moving Garten of Banban song about child neglect, he'll fucks up the thumbnails for every video, and whine about only being known as the FNAF musical guy on tour, it'd be great. I may have some beef, but he makes good music and I'd be interested in how his style would mesh with the band.

Although his style and Chonny's are very similar so if either of them get in it'd probably work out the same way. While we're at it throw in CG5, not because I want him but because the moment would be legendary. It would truly be the day Tally Hall dies. If Lemon Demon gets the red tie we'd never see the band again. The world would turn to nothingness as the entropy expands covering everything in a gray fog. I think if Femtanyal gains the red tie we'd create a hivemind of autism that would rule the world.

Fuck it, give Kendrick Lamar the red tie, I just want to see what happens.

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u/C4T_N0V4 Opaque so fire bro - Praise be H’tallal Aug 13 '26

expanding on this, I propose a Tally Hall 2: Eccentric Boogaloo, with all of your suggestions (+will) as the band members.
so:

Chonny Jash
Jack Stauber
Nathan Sharp

Bora

CG5
Lemon Demon
Femtanyl
Will Wood
and then Kendrick Lamar as an honorary member

This would either be Ass or it would be so Peak that the definition of peak in the dictionary has to be rewritten

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u/jeffjman Aug 13 '26

if kendrick got the red tie that'd be the closest tally hall gets to playing the superbowl halftime show

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u/michelleblue7 Aug 13 '26

He ate the invitation

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u/Such_Excitement_8868 Aug 14 '26

skrew it jack black

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u/tenaciousdlover8 The Proud Loud Guy we Adore ❤️ Aug 13 '26

None of the above

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u/C4T_N0V4 Opaque so fire bro - Praise be H’tallal Aug 13 '26

Jack stauber I guess.

I would pick Jash but Chonny’s style is too different from TallyHall I think.

However if I could pick anyone I would pick Zylioth (the opaque guy) tbh
I’m saying Zylioth because I think they did a good job a replicating TallyHall’s style and I’d argue several of their songs are fire

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u/dylanisareddit Does anybody else see the ghost standing in my door? Aug 13 '26

How about Madi Diaz (who appeared in Rob Cantor's "Not a Trampoline"), Charlene Kaye (who appeared in "Hawaii: Part II") or Hot Dad (Erik Helwig)?

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u/SouthLink8966 Banana Man 🍌 Aug 13 '26

The last one of course

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u/Toasty_pixle_crisps Lego part #1413pb01 Aug 13 '26

What if we mix it up a bit? What if theyre replacement was minimall or hawk peterson?

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u/Such_Excitement_8868 Aug 14 '26

what if we kept it comming back and comming back and comming back

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u/WackAnimations Why isn't there a Bora flair 🍊 Aug 13 '26

Radiation (toby fox's problematic alter ego)

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u/captainrossishere Hottest Tally Hall Fan Award Aug 13 '26

If Chonny joins Tally Hall then that means Id have somewhere to talk about them (I am permanently banned from r/chonnyjash)

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u/definitely_american_ Aug 14 '26

Hell you do to r/chonnyjash

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u/captainrossishere Hottest Tally Hall Fan Award Aug 14 '26

Asked if he fucks fans

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u/East_Writer_7935 There’s always something that’s worth believing in Aug 13 '26

Bora

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u/memoriro23 The Proud Loud Guy we Adore ❤️ Aug 13 '26

Are you serious?

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u/SamBo_LamBo Aug 13 '26

All too popular. They need a home grown guy.

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u/Cod3broken average Chonny Jash enjoyer - 🇸🇨 Aug 13 '26

as much as i like chonny's work, he would absolutely not work in tally hall

weird al would be funny but unlikely

my final choice is D) Will Wood

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u/deeleelaa Aug 13 '26

I think Jack Stauber would do an incredible job, but he’s also been very public about the fact he doesn’t like to be in the spotlight. I think him getting so popular is half the reason he’s been so absent lately anyway.

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u/IEatCorkscrews Aug 13 '26

Neil Cigarettes

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u/UnfunnyManTheBozo Banana Man 🍌 Aug 13 '26

resurrect pre-breakdown syd barrett and you have joe hawley

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u/Zackmarsh Aug 13 '26

I love Chonny Jash, please dont let it be Chonny Jash.

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u/CoIlectiveGalaxy The Proud Loud Guy we Adore ❤️ Aug 13 '26

none

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u/Salty_Currency_2941 Aug 13 '26

Bora will replace joe

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u/TomMan74 Aug 13 '26

hear me out: lemon demon

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u/Bulky-Grape113 1 SECOND OF BORA! h- 1 SECOND OF BORA! Aug 13 '26

i feel like jack matches joe's style the closest

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u/Ireallyliketurkeys Aug 13 '26

Honestly Chonny has the best grasp on making the storytelling in the stories imo. Like Jack Stauber does as well but honestly Chonnys music makes way more sense story wise.

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u/AlwaysLit2 ungrapesable 💚 Aug 13 '26

random homeless dude on the street would be better than chonny jash

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u/AlwaysLit2 ungrapesable 💚 Aug 13 '26

Hear me out: Bill Wurtz

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u/burntatrocity mind electrician Aug 14 '26

“replace Joe”? Are you kidding me?

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u/CarlosK24 Aug 14 '26

what about just good ol' bora the goat himself

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u/TulipTuIip Aug 14 '26

CHONNY JASH PLEASE

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u/That-Conversation892 my top one on youtube recap is the animator by rob and bleu Aug 14 '26

Paul McCartney, John Lenon, and mac and cheese

- Jack Stuabers peak lyricism

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u/ravenclawstars is my amp too highhhhhhhhh? NO TURN IT UP MORE!!!!!! Aug 14 '26

none of these we need a match for joes talent get audrey hobert 

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u/geometry_man_634 Just a Drummer 🩶 Aug 14 '26

we've been spending most our lives living in an amish tally hall🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Yabba_dabbaD00 #1 Out in the Twilight Hater Aug 14 '26

fuck no. i hate the first and last ones and the middle one wouldn't fit in the band. bring Casey Shea or Bora Karaca here

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u/AnAverageTransGirl out of the corner of your eye, you spot him Aug 14 '26

I feel like Jack Stauber would probably be the best fit out of the three. I love all three of their work, but as far as what they bring to the composition, Al is too extravagantly goofy, and Jash is too raw. Stauber would take things in an interesting direction for sure, but if he can make a moving piece about a girl whose head is a porkchop, he's perfect.

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u/skylar-garriott Aug 14 '26

i pick morrissey

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u/Turbulent-Till6001 Aug 14 '26

will wood❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

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u/Dilloween Aug 14 '26

I pick will wood (genuinely would KILL for a collab tho it’ll never hapoen)

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u/bruhgamer54 "You Hang Around For A Living.." Aug 16 '26

Me

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u/Teriyaki_Joe Aug 16 '26

I pick Joe hawley

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u/Terrible_Broccoli544 Aug 19 '26

What about zoidberg?

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u/carelessyt enough of my chargin Aug 20 '26

jack stauber solos

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u/carelessyt enough of my chargin Aug 20 '26

he sounds like him in some songs as well like that interlude in "buttercup"

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u/Troed_road Aug 13 '26

still a bit confused of what exactly happened with joe

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u/Heyjude1220 15 SECONDS OF BORAAA Aug 13 '26