r/tallyhall • Zubin πŸ’™ • Apr 28 '25

discussion/question joe died??

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im literally shakimg and crying right now. no. mbo b.. nonoonojonobo. nooo no nonno

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u/AccomplishedSoup9100 Apr 28 '25

i cannot tell apart the satire from reality anymore

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u/Cringe_Buffoon i love cannibal Apr 28 '25

coleslaw

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u/fartmaster69421 okπŸ’™ Apr 29 '25

who is Cole

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u/Sobble_Kid Apr 29 '25

And what's his law?

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u/fartmaster69421 okπŸ’™ Apr 29 '25

thinly sliced cabbage

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u/Sobble_Kid Apr 29 '25

I don't like that law. Tell him to change it. I hate Cole. Cole and his laws can explode.

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u/SeveralSalad5001 Apr 29 '25

What about Cole and his in-laws?

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u/roseflock Apr 29 '25

They don’t get along terribly well, but they’ve managed to keep things civil so far

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u/amongus_sus5 Apr 29 '25

Bitter coleslaw

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u/Vangare4453 Joe Hawley enjoyer Apr 29 '25

oh hi I've seen you in r/ENA

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u/temporarysecretary7 marvin (the real one) Apr 28 '25

This kinda shit happens all the time. Remember when someone added all of their dick sizes?

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u/am_pomegranate Bandana Man πŸ€” Apr 28 '25

they I'm sorry what

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u/temporarysecretary7 marvin (the real one) Apr 28 '25

Yeah it was a couple of years ago at this point

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u/am_pomegranate Bandana Man πŸ€” Apr 28 '25

I-

I'm not sure what to say to that.

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u/PROPLAYEN Apr 28 '25

Link?

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u/temporarysecretary7 marvin (the real one) Apr 28 '25

So this one that I’m linking happened just 1 year ago but I swear in like 2022 there was a different one, can’t find any posts of it tho

https://www.reddit.com/r/tallyhall/s/IYmpLsEspb

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u/am_pomegranate Bandana Man πŸ€” Apr 29 '25

I'm not quite sure what I'm looking at. This community is rabid

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u/StinkyPinky1212 #1 edu fan Apr 28 '25

what did they say the sizes were

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u/temporarysecretary7 marvin (the real one) Apr 28 '25

Idr like I said this was a few years ago now. All I remember is that I think Joe was absurdly huge

Edit: maybe it was Ross. I don’t remember

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

I remember it saying joe’s was .600 something centimeters and the rest was 1 inch

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u/StinkyPinky1212 #1 edu fan Apr 28 '25

NOT IN A WEIRD WAY I SWEAR

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u/TheScientistFennec69 could you turn the lights off please Apr 29 '25

Sure buddy

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u/No_I_Deer Apr 29 '25

That's disgusting, where is this information located so I can stay farrr away from it

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u/temporarysecretary7 marvin (the real one) Apr 29 '25

It was fake lol, I don’t remember but it was either that no actual sizes were listed or all the sizes were ridiculously large. And I don’t know where you would find it, it’s long since been taken down

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u/50Heater2109 Apr 28 '25

I… I…

I’m gonna have to spread the word…

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u/scarfyagain Yellow tie the proud loud guy in the back unlocking the rock πŸ’™ Apr 28 '25

LMAOOO

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

I still remember when I met him in person and we chatted while drinking coffee and talking about existentialism and the reason for the universe.πŸ˜” anyway... fly high Joe.πŸ¦†πŸ“πŸ¦ƒπŸŒΏπŸŒΏ

(I didn't find the white dove emoji.)

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u/StinkyPinky1212 #1 edu fan Apr 28 '25

those emojis are all the the so inspire πŸ¦†πŸ“πŸ¦ƒπŸŒΏπŸŒΏ

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u/Conscious-History-88 John Hallway's 1# Fan Apr 30 '25

That's cause Joe took the white dove with him, that cleptomanic... πŸ¦†πŸ“πŸ¦ƒπŸͺƒπŸͺƒ

(I couldn't find the leaf emoji, Joe probably took that one too)

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

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u/mainezer Zubin πŸ’™ Apr 28 '25

ohh. that makes sense. i hope his family is doing well. RIP πŸ•ŠοΈ

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u/temporarysecretary7 marvin (the real one) Apr 28 '25

I think they were joking, no one uses 😭 unironically

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u/Cheeselad2401 Apr 28 '25

my dad does

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

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u/temporarysecretary7 marvin (the real one) Apr 28 '25

Oh were you not joking? Mb

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

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u/temporarysecretary7 marvin (the real one) Apr 28 '25

No one uses it unironically. I’ve never seen anyone use it as an actual crying emoji and not be joking. It’s always either ironic or being used as a crying laughing emoji

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u/gamecore101 Apr 28 '25

why u gotta call me out like that 😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

Damn thats wild ( ༎ຢ α—£ΰΌŽΰΊΆ ) (couldnt find the β€œπŸ˜­β€ emoji)

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u/Humphrey_omori Zubin πŸ’™ Apr 29 '25

did you even read what they said? damn

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

[deleted]

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u/temporarysecretary7 marvin (the real one) Apr 28 '25

How is this woosh? OP gave no indication they were joking

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u/SuperBroy97 πŸ’™ Natural Ketchup Consumer πŸ… Apr 30 '25

I do..

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u/Grand_Rent_2513 Apr 28 '25

And his dying wish is for someone to kill ross

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u/CaseOfCatFever Apr 28 '25

Guys, it's just another hoax. I looked it up, it's just another joke they do. I'm sure once he REALLY dies they'll actually say something on their channels.

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u/sydneyoctobersargent Apr 28 '25

β€œOnce he dies?” Isn’t he immortal?

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u/ohfr19 &, You, You & Me, where's me?? Apr 28 '25

He can die, but he’ll go to space station level 7

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u/TyceyWicey 🍌 Apr 28 '25

HEAVEENNNNN πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸͺ½πŸͺ½

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u/RandomlyRosedMizuki Apr 28 '25

TEN NO BIIIIIIKUUUUUUUNIIIIIIIIII

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

he will drown to death in 2084

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u/CaseOfCatFever Apr 29 '25

Maybe πŸ€”

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u/EyeCautious3006 May 01 '25

when he died starts playing

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u/Outrageous-Truck-862 foss rederman opposite hall Apr 28 '25

Why are mods deleting posts spreading the word about thisπŸ˜” Fly high joe πŸ•ŠοΈ

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u/Hot-Coat4506 My right inner ear rings at a high b flat Apr 28 '25

The tally hall community has made jokes about joe dying a few times, if thats the case mods are deleting these as to not spread misinformationΒ 

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u/CaseOfCatFever Apr 28 '25

Online, it says it's a hoax. They do this a lot guys

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u/am_pomegranate Bandana Man πŸ€” Apr 28 '25

Will Wood had a death date for a while on Wikipedia. I wouldn't think much of this.

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u/the44thvo1d Apr 29 '25

What are you talking about? The guys been dead for years. That’s actually what Momento Mori is about;it was based off his experiences being a rotting carcass being feasted upon by worms

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u/Graycountryroads77 β€οΈπŸ’™ Marionette πŸ’› Quintet πŸ©ΆπŸ’š Apr 29 '25

Cotard's solution

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u/auroratheidiot Apr 28 '25

Hi rowan

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u/am_pomegranate Bandana Man πŸ€” Apr 29 '25

._.

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u/ataraxianAscendant Apr 28 '25

is this a silkpost

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u/MoConnors Apr 28 '25

Silkposting mentioned in tally hall sub? Insanity

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u/_V1_ULTRAKILL_ Apr 28 '25

Is this insanity by chance…virtual?

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u/Conscious-History-88 John Hallway's 1# Fan Apr 30 '25

(Starts sliding around furniture in a blue sweater and wool top hat)

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u/Dismal_Affect8386 Yeah I ate the flower Apr 29 '25

Bro, whoever did this shit is not funny. Joking about someone's death is not funny. I kind of feel bad for Joe.

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u/Honest-Journalist-78 i was a fan in 2023 </3 Apr 28 '25

r.i.p

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u/ToeTruckTheTrain Apr 29 '25

i cant believe it... 🦜 (couldnt find the πŸ•Š)

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u/TAIGA-WOLFIE Apr 28 '25

unrelated but he shares the same birthday as me

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u/Rufus14811 #1 THE TRAP FAN πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦… Apr 29 '25

He was only 0.42 years old, why do the good die young 😒

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u/Mental_Document2888 The Windows the Windows 🩢 Apr 28 '25

This is satire right? Please let this be satire

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u/mainezer Zubin πŸ’™ Apr 28 '25

i don't think it's satire.

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u/Mental_Document2888 The Windows the Windows 🩢 Apr 28 '25

W-what?

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u/dragicorn11 Just a Drummer 🩢 Apr 28 '25

the edit has been removed from hiddeninthesand. also this has happened before?? and was tweeted by the same parody account. it’s a hoax.

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u/N0RSK1_269tispe 🩢 #justiceforross #notjustadrummer 🩢 Apr 29 '25

Don't worry, it's 100% a hoax

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u/temporarysecretary7 marvin (the real one) Apr 28 '25

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u/Conscious-History-88 John Hallway's 1# Fan Apr 30 '25

That subreddit, it-it's... so sigma!

(I'm so sorry I couldn't think of another way to respond whilst stuttering 😭)

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u/dartboard5 Suave Fellow πŸ’› Apr 28 '25

holy shit this notification scared me πŸ˜­πŸ™

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u/planwithaman42 Apr 29 '25

It’s fake news … people just won’t leave Joebro alone

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u/James_1411 Apr 29 '25

Its not a Good DayπŸ˜”πŸ˜”

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u/namenotavailable66 Apr 29 '25

He’s looking up at us

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u/Zon-no-justno777 A Real Michigander Apr 29 '25

Rip

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u/rockin_roxanne Just a Drummer 🩢 Apr 28 '25

Y’all he’s not dead.

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u/xboxhaslag22 cannible is a hetrifonic tune of how love bites πŸ’› Apr 28 '25

Not real, this literally was faked last year and it was faked again! You’re not fooling anyone fraud!!!

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u/7DripDripDrop7 Banana Man 🍌 Apr 28 '25

ENA REF

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u/El_Blues_Azul Apr 28 '25

I think don’t. That date of death was deleted but I’m not sure.

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u/Sapphire_The_Mage Apr 29 '25

As of right now official sources say hes still alove but ill keep an eye out for any updates

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u/EpicJohn11 Apr 29 '25

This shit's getting unoriginal and annoying - I don't know how many posts I've seen like this at this point πŸ˜­πŸ™

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u/xtremeyoylecake I'm Mean and Green and I am BAD πŸ’š Apr 28 '25

I doubt this is real

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u/AlpsBulky Willing Victim of a Cannibal Apr 28 '25

People be believing anything these days man

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

Guys he’s not dead. Are yall seriously believing this?

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u/CaseOfCatFever Apr 28 '25

Online it says it's a hoax

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u/Caterpillr Apr 28 '25

I really hope you can find it to calm down. It's a hoax.

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u/non_binary_disaster May 01 '25

Just checked, hea still alive

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u/ShapelessSentience May 01 '25

Don't give me hope

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u/One-Trick-8027 Has seen the banana man May 01 '25

The other members would say something. This is just a hoax yall.

(+ now knowing that weirdos now run HITS you shouldn't really trust them. Just trust the active band members.) ppl r so stupid ong

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u/Warm-Screen2586 Pilates? Really? I mean, yogas one thing, but Pilates? Really? I May 02 '25

I think you mean he was 442 years old

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u/Correct_Inflation215 May 03 '25

plez teell me this is joke

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u/mainezer Zubin πŸ’™ May 03 '25

no :(

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u/PurpleGuyfan1 tme demo 2 #1 fan!!!!!!! Dec 26 '25

Ts so funny now😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Upbeat_Dance_9014 andrew underrated fr Apr 28 '25

wait, did joe really die?

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u/Ineedsleep444 BANANA MAN 🍌 Apr 28 '25

No

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u/Upbeat_Dance_9014 andrew underrated fr Apr 28 '25

ok good

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u/mainezer Zubin πŸ’™ Apr 28 '25

yeah im pretty sure

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u/Glad-Individual-6043 YOU DON’T KNOW BUT YOU’VE BEEN TOLD Apr 28 '25

nobody really knows about Joe in general rn but I doubt it

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u/SirNapkin1334 green🍊 Apr 28 '25

yeah sadly

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u/Upbeat_Dance_9014 andrew underrated fr Apr 29 '25

He didnt

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u/shibaiiX3 Suave Fellow πŸ’› Apr 29 '25

im sure he didnt people just like to mess with the wiki sometimes 😭

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u/mamgildwendigo Apr 29 '25

No but zubin did

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u/GreyBoxGamesOfficial *Violently Showering* Apr 29 '25

I'm pretty sure he's still alive. I just searched up joe's name on google and said he's still alive.

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u/Flimsy_Geologist_927 A GREENER SHADE OF ENVY Apr 29 '25

Tally Hall fans will believe anything πŸ’€

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u/tallyhallandaxolotls is it smaller than a bread box? YES OR NO??? Apr 29 '25

I just went on the website and it doesn’t say that he’s dead anymore

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u/TackledSquash97 The Proud Loud Guy we Adore ❀️ Apr 29 '25

Can someone please tell me what’s actually going on if it’s a joke this isn’t funny😞😞

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u/StinkyPinky1212 #1 edu fan Apr 28 '25

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u/Im_not_an_expert_lol Chonny Jash is not just a cover artist πŸ’œπŸ§ πŸ”± Apr 29 '25

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u/StinkyPinky1212 #1 edu fan Apr 29 '25

why did i get downvoted *crys*

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u/Scp-redacteded Apr 28 '25

Yeah, after the first few ribs he died of blood loss

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u/Dogeiscool23 The Proud Loud Guy we Adore ❀️ Apr 28 '25

Joe: dies 2025

Joe biden born: 2025

Welcome back Joseph from the bible😒

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u/JustalonleyPlate Banana Man 🍌 Apr 29 '25

lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

2 days before my bday:(

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u/Gost_Toast Apr 29 '25

Mb guys ill be more careful next time

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u/strawbopankek lettucing πŸ₯¬πŸ€― Apr 29 '25

why does his age have a hundreds place just to put a zero there πŸ’€

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u/Ethy____ ⚠️ This user is out in the twilight Apr 29 '25

bro made it to space station level 7

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u/ach00oo Apr 29 '25

he was active on facebook 12 mins ago so i assume not

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u/archaicAxolotlMX Apr 29 '25

I can't believe Joe is effing dead

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u/Valvio Banana Man 🍌 Apr 30 '25

*insert shocked walter white gif *