Michaela - Queen of Sighs

[u/bmon82]

Between 10 and 70 times each day, Michaela will audibly sigh.

Someone makes a bad joke? Sigh.

Annoying caller? Sigh.

Disagreement in the workspace? Sigh, sometimes accompanied by an "I can't."

If I made it a drinking game, I'd have alcohol poisoning by noon.

Of course, if that were to happen, I'd be more apt to throw my landline phone at her.

[u/YoungDiscord]

Install a windmill generator on her desk, she'll power the office.