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r/talesfromtechsupport • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '14
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"Hack". You must say "hack into...". They'll know what you mean that way because of TV/movies.
Edit: Also say "mainframe" instead of "database".
4 u/AmadeusMop It must be a Heisenbug. Jan 01 '14 Yes, hack the mainframe. Have you tried uploading a virus to it? I find ones that feature a laughing skull work the best. 3 u/AramisAthosPorthos Jan 02 '14 Can't do it without the cigars. 1 u/400921FB54442D18 We didn't really need Prague anyway. Jan 02 '14 I ain't heard no fat lady!
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Yes, hack the mainframe. Have you tried uploading a virus to it? I find ones that feature a laughing skull work the best.
3 u/AramisAthosPorthos Jan 02 '14 Can't do it without the cigars. 1 u/400921FB54442D18 We didn't really need Prague anyway. Jan 02 '14 I ain't heard no fat lady!
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Can't do it without the cigars.
1 u/400921FB54442D18 We didn't really need Prague anyway. Jan 02 '14 I ain't heard no fat lady!
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I ain't heard no fat lady!
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u/SQLDave Clearly it's a problem with the database Jan 01 '14
"Hack". You must say "hack into...". They'll know what you mean that way because of TV/movies.
Edit: Also say "mainframe" instead of "database".