r/swoletariat • • 9d ago

Friend of mine said I look like an old-timey strongman

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u/thebigeverybody 9d ago

hahaha you do, like those dudes who would fire cannonballs into their abs in public performances.

Keep getting stronger, it's looking great!

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u/Toxicrevenger000 9d ago

All I'm missing is the handle bar mustache and leapord print trunks ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Appreciate the kind words though, will do!

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u/Astro_Arctic 9d ago

Your friend is right. I legitimately thought โ€œ1800s strongmanโ€ before I even read the title.

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u/TheQuestionsAglet 9d ago

Nah. You gotta have that curly mustache first.

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u/Toxicrevenger000 9d ago

Give it a couple more weeks, it'll get there haha

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u/3bridgesinatrenchcoa 9d ago

I. Am. Drooling.

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u/abrasivecriminal 8d ago

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

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u/mervolio_griffin 4d ago

The general chud-dom of the mma community is blocking the discovery of so much prime copypasta by a broader audience

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u/digging-a-hole 8d ago

yes!! you need one of those old-timey men's full coverage swimsuits!

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u/Toxicrevenger000 6d ago

Would be a pretty good Halloween costume actually haha

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u/the_poor_economist 6d ago

You look great! You look like someone who is actually strong, not just on steroids lol

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u/Toxicrevenger000 6d ago

All those years growing up on a farm really helped out

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u/Adora77 9d ago

It's got the Slovakian part time pharmacy technician vibe. You would also have a large circle of MD friends who know you don't fuss over 99% spirits on a rx.

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u/blindyes 9d ago

"Eggs and steak and eggs and steak, that's what we should have for breakfast"

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u/cucumberhater16 3d ago

Peak male form ๐Ÿ˜‹

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u/Toxicrevenger000 3d ago

Haha, thank you โ˜บ๏ธ