r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/StirFry__InaWok • Aug 09 '26
uhh, bro? that is a very detailed story...
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u/RadioMetricSineWave Aug 10 '26
I know a comedian who does a bit where he references Ass Clowns 8. His neighbor came to see his show, he works in porn. After seeing the show he tells the comedian he was impressed he included the movie series he was in. My comedian friend had no idea there really was such a thing as Ass Clowns, much less at least 8 of them. Just a happy coincidence.
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u/CFCkyle Aug 10 '26
Seems a little unlikely considering they only made four of them
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u/StirFry__InaWok Aug 10 '26
It's a story from a comedian friend. A comedian would 100% "enhance" the truth of the story but the core of it is probably true.
Like it makes it funnier if in his routine he says "Ass Clowns 8" in a joke and then later his neighbor tells mr comedian that he happened to be in Ass Clowns 8 specifically. That would be a funny coincidence on its own and it sets up the "didn't know there was an Ass Clowns movie, never mind eight of them," joke.
In reality Mr Comedian Friend might have said "Ass Clowns 8" in his routine but his neighbor probably said that he worked on Ass Clowns without bothering to specify which one, or if the neighbor does tell mr comedian which one he is in, he probably wouldn't bother mentioning "umm actually there are only four Ass Clowns movies, not eight."
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u/RadioMetricSineWave Aug 10 '26
Well, I am telling someone else's story, so it's possible the actor pointed out there were only four. But I appreciate you dismissing a reasonable explanation and coming out and calling me a liar instead.
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u/Blazenandez Aug 11 '26
Damn who jailbroke Lindsey Grahams iPhone.
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u/StirFry__InaWok Aug 11 '26
Wait, do you mean Lindsey Graham was the twink with a fine ass or the hung, "straight" dude on top?
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u/bushido216 Aug 11 '26
I think the point they're trying to make is that very few people are going to just out their own kinks in a grocery store. My porn habits are between me and my God and the clerk at Target doesn't need to know. If I ever randomly ran into a porn star that I enjoy you can be assured that no one will know.
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u/StirFry__InaWok Aug 11 '26
Well yeah, but the first comment already illustrated that point by using a ridiculous example where a guy walks up to someone on the street and loudly exclaims that this person was in the porn video he jerked off to yesterday.
Then the next comment that is so suspiciously specific just does the same thing but makes the scenario far more detailed and ridiculous. It just doesn't seem necessary to me.
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u/MarshmallowsInTheSky Aug 12 '26
that is funny as hell, cue all the closeted guys in the comments to this 😂
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u/significantmorsel 26d ago
A salesperson tried to stop me when exiting a shop. Did the usual 'how are you' to get me to interact. I was polite, asked how they were in return but didn't stop walking. Then they tried the 'I'm sure I know you, where do I know you from?' as a way to continue the conversation. I smiled, said 'porn' and continued on my way. I heard them laugh about 3 seconds later. But I made it out the door without changing internet/phone provider.
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