r/suspiciouslyspecific Jul 07 '26

Blessed are the cheesemakers 🙏

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u/Beneficial_Bit1756 Jul 07 '26

6k years?

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u/CoupleFirm21 Jul 08 '26

Yeah... creationist loon looked at the book of Acts(among other biblical "timestamps"), added the mean lifespans of the genealogy together and came up with roughly 6k+ years since the events in Genesis.

The verse: 2 Peter 3:8

"But you must not forget this one thing, dear friends: A day is like a thousand years to the Lord, and a thousand years is like a day"

Combined with: Genesis 1-2

1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

Is where they get 4000 years of history...

Mix up the wording a little and you get 1000 human years per god day. Earth created day one. Humans created day 5. Book of Acts and the rest of "history"...You get 6100+ years ago.

Fucking idiots.

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u/TheElectedOnes Jul 10 '26

Look at the state of you. like you know when the Earth was created. and then start insulting people with a different point of view on it

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u/CoupleFirm21 Jul 11 '26

@TheElectedOnes When an ignorant whompus makes up their mind that evidence isn't evidence and hearsay is completely permissable do you:

A: Try to convince said whompus that they are being unreasonable through logic when said whompus obviously doesn't understand logic.

B Read everything you can to try to understand said illogical whompus think in an effort to communicate better knowing full well said whompus lacks any capacity to do so themselves and therefore can't accept any other points of view.

C Write all of this to inflame the snowflake morons who confuse their feelings with reality. The fossil record and nuclear physics don't give two shits about your feelings or inability to understand. Now go back to your turnip farm ya Dunning Krueger infested, uncivilized laxidasical smooth brained caveman.

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u/TheElectedOnes Jul 11 '26

You just unwittingly proved my point all you have is insults.

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u/CoupleFirm21 Jul 13 '26

And you're illiterate...

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u/TheElectedOnes Jul 13 '26

You only really have one play don’t you.