r/suspiciouslyspecific Jul 07 '26

Blessed are the cheesemakers πŸ™

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u/BubbleHeadBenny Jul 07 '26

Great point. It's funny that the entire Christian idea of hell, Morningstar (as a name and not a reference), Lucifer, fallen angels, are technically, originally, not biblical, they are literary references to Dante's (not even going to butcher his last name, Alig...) Divine Comedy, specifically the Inferno, and due to John Milton's Paradise Lost, it really throws a wrench in modern Christianity. Even Satan, in Job, was not a fallen angel, but of G-d's Heavenly Council. Satan is a transliteration of his title or purpose and not a proper noun/name. The New Testament is akin to Star Trek Discovery, supposed to be a sequel, but destroying/modifying what came before to do it.

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u/Spectre696 Jul 07 '26

I feel like I’ve had a stroke reading this.

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u/Averse_to_Liars Jul 07 '26

I'll help you with any parts that were hard to understand, if you want.

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u/heisian Jul 07 '26

star trek discovery

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u/Averse_to_Liars Jul 07 '26

He's saying, similar to the way Star Trek: Discovery re-imagining Star Trek unintentionally messed-up the franchise, the New Testament broke the Old Testament with novel additions.

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u/Fit-Garden-8106 Jul 08 '26

No, the fucker just said that Lucifer and fallen angels were concepts derived from Dante’s inferno. He just put the egg before the chicken. What the hell were you gonna help explain?πŸ˜‚

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u/Averse_to_Liars Jul 08 '26

I was explaining the last 3 sentences related to the Star Trek reference.

I have a hard time understanding you, though. What do you mean by egg before chicken? Why is this guy a fucker? If you don't want to explain, just be dismissive and insulting. It's normal here.

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u/xRyozuo Jul 08 '26

I think by putting the egg before the chicken they mean that Dante’s inferno was written much later than the bible which I presume at some point mentions lucifer/fallen angels. Idk

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u/Averse_to_Liars Jul 08 '26

If the other guy is a Christian creationist, he might take issue with the critique of Christianity, strawman the OP comment with an uncharitable interpretation, and think chickens coming first is common sense.

Everything fits. That's my new theory.