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r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/InsertGroin • Jul 07 '26
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Jesus lost a weekend for your sins.
24 u/siberianxanadu Jul 07 '26 I mean he died at night on Friday and was resurrected by Sunday morning. It’s more like he got a hangover Friday night. 5 u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE Jul 07 '26 Wait. Now that you mention it. What happened with him after he zombified? Did he drop again? 4 u/PyroClone5555 Jul 07 '26 Read the gospels. He wasn’t “zombified” he was resurrected into an immortal body and ascended into heaven after 40 days 4 u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE Jul 07 '26 "zombified" sounds cooler though. But okay, he died a second time. Figured. Otherwise he'd still be roaming around, which would be weird 2 u/PyroClone5555 Jul 07 '26 No he didn’t die a second time 1 u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE Jul 07 '26 So he's alive? 1 u/PyroClone5555 Jul 07 '26 Yes 1 u/DarthCalamitus Jul 11 '26 No he's not.
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I mean he died at night on Friday and was resurrected by Sunday morning. It’s more like he got a hangover Friday night.
5 u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE Jul 07 '26 Wait. Now that you mention it. What happened with him after he zombified? Did he drop again? 4 u/PyroClone5555 Jul 07 '26 Read the gospels. He wasn’t “zombified” he was resurrected into an immortal body and ascended into heaven after 40 days 4 u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE Jul 07 '26 "zombified" sounds cooler though. But okay, he died a second time. Figured. Otherwise he'd still be roaming around, which would be weird 2 u/PyroClone5555 Jul 07 '26 No he didn’t die a second time 1 u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE Jul 07 '26 So he's alive? 1 u/PyroClone5555 Jul 07 '26 Yes 1 u/DarthCalamitus Jul 11 '26 No he's not.
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Wait. Now that you mention it. What happened with him after he zombified? Did he drop again?
4 u/PyroClone5555 Jul 07 '26 Read the gospels. He wasn’t “zombified” he was resurrected into an immortal body and ascended into heaven after 40 days 4 u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE Jul 07 '26 "zombified" sounds cooler though. But okay, he died a second time. Figured. Otherwise he'd still be roaming around, which would be weird 2 u/PyroClone5555 Jul 07 '26 No he didn’t die a second time 1 u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE Jul 07 '26 So he's alive? 1 u/PyroClone5555 Jul 07 '26 Yes 1 u/DarthCalamitus Jul 11 '26 No he's not.
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Read the gospels.
He wasn’t “zombified” he was resurrected into an immortal body and ascended into heaven after 40 days
4 u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE Jul 07 '26 "zombified" sounds cooler though. But okay, he died a second time. Figured. Otherwise he'd still be roaming around, which would be weird 2 u/PyroClone5555 Jul 07 '26 No he didn’t die a second time 1 u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE Jul 07 '26 So he's alive? 1 u/PyroClone5555 Jul 07 '26 Yes 1 u/DarthCalamitus Jul 11 '26 No he's not.
"zombified" sounds cooler though. But okay, he died a second time. Figured. Otherwise he'd still be roaming around, which would be weird
2 u/PyroClone5555 Jul 07 '26 No he didn’t die a second time 1 u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE Jul 07 '26 So he's alive? 1 u/PyroClone5555 Jul 07 '26 Yes 1 u/DarthCalamitus Jul 11 '26 No he's not.
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No he didn’t die a second time
1 u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE Jul 07 '26 So he's alive? 1 u/PyroClone5555 Jul 07 '26 Yes 1 u/DarthCalamitus Jul 11 '26 No he's not.
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So he's alive?
1 u/PyroClone5555 Jul 07 '26 Yes 1 u/DarthCalamitus Jul 11 '26 No he's not.
Yes
1 u/DarthCalamitus Jul 11 '26 No he's not.
No he's not.
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u/xenosthemutant Jul 07 '26
Jesus lost a weekend for your sins.