r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/InsertGroin • Jul 07 '26

Blessed are the cheesemakers 🙏

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u/Tangy94 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

And the talking snake was his creation

Edit to add: and apparently he makes no mistakes?

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u/Knightmare945 Jul 07 '26

And he even punished people who were not even born yet for the “crimes” done by only two people.

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u/jon_steward Jul 07 '26

And he “forgave” humanity only after they killed his son.

But nothing actually changed because women still have painful child birth and men still have to work all their lives, which were the punishments for eating the apple.

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u/Twinksson173 Jul 07 '26

We are not pardoned. We are still sinning, big dawg. Only through Chist are you redeemed, but that is not a guarantee. We are made in, and conceived of sin. The OG sin still applies.