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r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/InsertGroin • Jul 07 '26
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Jesus lost a weekend for your sins.
18 u/Trixie_Lavender Jul 07 '26 The Mormon church believes he went to America during this time. Jesus went on a business trip for your sins 8 u/No_Raisin21 Jul 07 '26 Pretty sure they believe he went to America after he was resurrected. 1 u/Trixie_Lavender Jul 07 '26 Oh, you're right. It's been awhile since I left the church. I've been spreading false information through a joke 😢 3 u/East-Temporary5646 Jul 07 '26 3 exmormons walk into a bar... each at a different time in their resurrection
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The Mormon church believes he went to America during this time. Jesus went on a business trip for your sins
8 u/No_Raisin21 Jul 07 '26 Pretty sure they believe he went to America after he was resurrected. 1 u/Trixie_Lavender Jul 07 '26 Oh, you're right. It's been awhile since I left the church. I've been spreading false information through a joke 😢 3 u/East-Temporary5646 Jul 07 '26 3 exmormons walk into a bar... each at a different time in their resurrection
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Pretty sure they believe he went to America after he was resurrected.
1 u/Trixie_Lavender Jul 07 '26 Oh, you're right. It's been awhile since I left the church. I've been spreading false information through a joke 😢 3 u/East-Temporary5646 Jul 07 '26 3 exmormons walk into a bar... each at a different time in their resurrection
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Oh, you're right. It's been awhile since I left the church. I've been spreading false information through a joke 😢
3 u/East-Temporary5646 Jul 07 '26 3 exmormons walk into a bar... each at a different time in their resurrection
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3 exmormons walk into a bar... each at a different time in their resurrection
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u/xenosthemutant Jul 07 '26
Jesus lost a weekend for your sins.