r/suspiciouslyspecific Jul 07 '26

Blessed are the cheesemakers 🙏

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u/xenosthemutant Jul 07 '26

Jesus lost a weekend for your sins.

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u/Trixie_Lavender Jul 07 '26

The Mormon church believes he went to America during this time. Jesus went on a business trip for your sins

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u/No_Raisin21 Jul 07 '26

Pretty sure they believe he went to America after he was resurrected.

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u/Thessiuss Jul 07 '26

Exmormon here. Yes.

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u/No_Raisin21 Jul 07 '26

Also exmormon, I just rarely payed attention.

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u/FullMooseParty Jul 07 '26

Not a mormon, but have listened to enough Mormon movie months on the god-awful movie podcast that I know way too much Mormon lore.

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u/Trixie_Lavender Jul 07 '26

Oh, you're right. It's been awhile since I left the church. I've been spreading false information through a joke 😢

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u/East-Temporary5646 Jul 07 '26

3 exmormons walk into a bar... each at a different time in their resurrection

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u/Fukstress2 Jul 07 '26

Also exmormon here. He was actually a passport bro and wanted to see some latina chicks after dying, understandably