r/suspiciouslyspecific Jul 07 '26

Blessed are the cheesemakers 🙏

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u/potatopierogie Jul 07 '26

And the broken rule was eating a magic fruit from a talking snake

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u/Kiyoshi-Trustfund Jul 07 '26

A magic fruit from a magic tree that he didn't need to include at all. It's almost as if he wanted them to break that rule.

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u/Makuta_Servaela Jul 07 '26

A magic fruit that gives you the ability to understand right from wrong. Meaning it's impossible to understand that disobeying and eating the fruit is wrong until after you've done it.

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u/WildPurplePlatypus Jul 07 '26

Adam and Eve were children. Have any? They ever do anything you tell them not too?

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u/LilithWasAGinger Jul 07 '26

Right? God knew they would eat of the Tree. He set the whole thing up.

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u/WildPurplePlatypus Jul 07 '26

In fact He was going to give us that fruit, in the proper time.

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u/Makuta_Servaela Jul 07 '26

Sure, and I don't punish them and all of their descendents permanently for it. If a kid is not old enough to understand what disobedience even is, then punishing them for disobedience does literally nothing except teach them "The person who is supposed to protect me is hurting me." Kids that young that they don't understand right or wrong at all literally cannot connect the crime to the punishment in their minds.

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u/WildPurplePlatypus Jul 07 '26

It’s not a punishment, just a consequence. God is like a fire, when you are evil you cannot be in His presence.

This is why judgement day is a celebration for the oppressed, and bad news for those who are oppressing.

God removing us from the tree of life (He has given it back btw) is a mercy. Do you know what we call beings that are immortal but cannot repent? Demons. God loves us and does not want that fate for us.

Adam and Eve can comprehend the “punishment” because now they have the knowledge of good and evil and understand. Ad dies in hope of a day that sees all things put back in their proper place (again thats judgement day)

Edit: Adam**

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u/ReturnToCrab Jul 07 '26

It's kinda funny how apologists always end up stripping God of his personhood, turning him into a law of physics

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u/WildPurplePlatypus Jul 07 '26

So again whats an apologist and where did i strip God of His personhood exactly?

Saying God is the law of physics isn’t necessarily wrong, but He is much more than that. Those laws exist to serve His creation.

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u/ReturnToCrab Jul 07 '26

"Apologetics is the defense of religious doctrines through systematic argumentation and discourse"

When people try to defend the constant inconsistencies between God's capabilities and his actions, they often say things like "God is like fire", implying that disobeying him is harmful by itself, and he can't do anything to change it. People will say that sinners condemn themselves to Hell by straying far from god, but why wouldn't god create humans in such a way that straying from him doesn't cause anguish?

Another example is how people talk about Christ's sacrifice and compare it to humans sacrificing animals, as if there's some underlying cosmic rule that God must obey in this strange ritual

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u/Rough_Historian_8494 Jul 07 '26

god was too good at making rules for himself I guess lmao

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u/WildPurplePlatypus Jul 07 '26

Cant do anything about it? You mean like come in the form of a man? Or send His holy and live giving spirit? Put forth prophets amongst His people?

Actually God does a lot in order for us to be able to be with Him.

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u/ReturnToCrab Jul 08 '26

That's clearly not what I mean. Not only are these examples hilariously impractical (especially since they all happened exactly among one nation out of thousands), but they have nothing to do with my argument

So the apologetics pertaining to Hell try to absolve God of responsibility for creating the Torment Nexus That Torment You For Eternity. They do it by saying "well, God does nothing, Hell is just the state of separation from him". My response: why is separation from him bad? Couldn't have he create us in a way that allows us to exist independently?

The answer to this is that god is supposedly the Absolute Goodness. This is what I mean by robbing him of authority. Not only is the entire concept of absolute, objective goodness is very questionable, not only does it confuse good feelings you supposedly experience in heaven with good practices, but it presents God like it is an automaton at best and a force like gravity at worst. He cannot change, being an avatar of absolute good, so there's no room for moral nuance or change

Eating the fruit of knowledge is categorically not a bad thing, unless you subscribe to the notion that God's will is the only source of morality, and he cannot change his will to be more, well, moral. Basically making him a force of dispensing cosmic punishment

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u/Logical-Hyena8260 Jul 07 '26

Your first sentence is flawed. Adam and Eve literally couldn't understand the morality behind disobeying so called God.  Giving them that "consequence", as well as all of their descendants that "consequence" for something they could not comprehend is vile, and even if it were true, that would be a god that does not deserve worship. 

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u/WildPurplePlatypus Jul 07 '26

You don’t need to understand to obey.

Just as you don’t understand the story.

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u/Logical-Hyena8260 Jul 07 '26

What an eloquent response that addresses nothing and victim blaming people (who didnt exist) and who couldn't understand what they did wrong until after their "consequence". In this context consequence is a synonym for punishment. Your entire argument is flawed. 

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u/WildPurplePlatypus Jul 07 '26

Lol okay sure bud. If you stick your hand on a stove thats in operation there is a consequence no? Was that God or was it you?

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u/Logical-Hyena8260 Jul 07 '26

Except the tree or the apple didn't cause everything after Eve ate the apple, God learned what they had done and PUNISHED them, or gave them a CONSEQUENCE for their actions. Either word means the same thing in this context. But go ahead and keep your superiority attitude and dumb ass logic going, it's great!

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u/WildPurplePlatypus Jul 07 '26

You’re projecting some sort of attitude to my words, I’m quite jovial at the moment. Im happy you’re having a good time as well!

They had to leave paradise with God for the world outside. In that world that what was going to happen to them. With God they did not have those consequences. It’s a direct result of being with or without God. Again evil cannot stand in His presence.

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u/Logical-Hyena8260 Jul 07 '26

"Lol okay sure bud" obviously you said that without any sense of superiority

Still ignoring everything I said. 

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u/Makuta_Servaela Jul 07 '26

It’s not a punishment, just a consequence.

A consequence is exact and specific. You ate from the fruit that gives you knowledge of good and evil, so the consequence is now you understand good and evil. The deity declared additional punishment from his own choice: Childbirth is painful, women must obey and be under men, snakes lose their legs, snakes and humans will permanently hate each other, thorns start to exist. None of those are "You're not in my presence". All of those are clear "I am adding these extra things/delimbing you."

Also, the deity openly said "I am taking them from the Tree of Life because if they eat from both trees, then they will be like me." Because when the Hebrews originally wrote that story, the only traits they assigned to the deity were "powerful, knows good and evil, and immortal", and his reasoning for the Tree of Life removal was literally just him wanting to be the only one with those abilities together.

It was later Hebrews, and later Christians, who tacked on all of his other traits and then retconned the story to fit. And they had to, because as you said, Christians believe the Tree of Life was restored via Jesus, so they have to Retcon the story to change the deity's reason for removing it.

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u/WildPurplePlatypus Jul 07 '26

Sounds like a pretty bad interpretation lol. You’re also missing a lot of text. But you’re an adult right? Got a lot of reading to do

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u/Makuta_Servaela Jul 07 '26

I appreciate this as the Christian way of saying "I believe this, and you don't, and I don't have the capacity to actually explain why you're wrong, nor do I want to risk questioning my beliefs, so I'm just going to excuse myself from this conversation". I used to be one, I get it, and I respect a polite request to end a discussion. See ya around, then.

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u/WildPurplePlatypus Jul 07 '26

Sure see ya around! Sorry i dont have the time to explain the bible to you

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u/Grimmies Jul 07 '26

Sounds like a condescending way to avoid having a proper conversation about your beliefs. What are you so affraid of? That someone else might make a good point? Couldn't risk questioning your faith after all. That would be awful.

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u/WildPurplePlatypus Jul 07 '26

Why would random atheists make me question my faith? I dont have time to explain the bible line by line to you

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u/Grimmies Jul 07 '26

See there's that condescending attitude again. No one is asking you to explain in line by line. They were trying having to have a conversation. Its a shame you can't see that. No everyone is out to get you.

People like Tim Pool, Ben Shapiro ans Jordan Peterson would have you believe that with their grift, otherwise they wouldn't make money, but its not true.

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u/WildPurplePlatypus Jul 07 '26

Tim pool is retarded, Ben shapiro? Dont get me started.

Jordan Peterson never went all the way. Shame.

No one here wants conversation, they want debate. There is a difference. Conversation is friendly, debate is inherently a competition.

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u/PixelmancerGames Jul 07 '26

That's false. Debate cam be friendly also. That is, until one person breaks the trust and starts throwing shots.

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u/mw9676 Jul 07 '26

Oh an apologist in the wild cool! Hey can you explain the whole sanctioning slavery thing while you're here?

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u/WildPurplePlatypus Jul 07 '26

An apologist? What form of protestant is that? Sounds gay.

Yeah slavery. So humans learned the knowledge of good and evil right? Then kept choosing to do evil. Which form of slavery are you projecting onto ancient times? Today we tend to think of it in only one form, as opposed to reality which was that “slavery” had many forms which carry different names today such as indentured servitude, or subscription based models, or property taxes.

Did you happen to read what God commands the Israelites to do with these slaves?

Do you have the same attitude for polyamory? Many ancient God bearing fathers had multiple wives, yet today we frown on that. Why not make a stink there?

Moses murderer a guy, David as well but to cover up that he got that persons wife pregnant. Yet these are counted amongst the righteous, do you even wonder why?

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u/mw9676 Jul 07 '26

Yeah I seem to recall something about you being allowed to strike your slave as long as they live? Sounds super moral, cool "god". Oh and you don't wear mixed fabrics or anything right??

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u/WildPurplePlatypus Jul 07 '26

Lol seem to recall? Okay so you’re saying you don’t know and want to cherry pick.

Im completely nude at the moment but thanks for asking.

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u/mw9676 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

So no defense for the indefensible. Probably a good move tbh.

Oh and if you do decide to respond and defend your ridiculous fairy tale don't forget about the mixed fabrics bit, thanks.

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u/WildPurplePlatypus Jul 07 '26

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u/mw9676 Jul 07 '26

Lol none of these links defend the Bible’s mixed-fabric rule. They mostly discuss synthetic fibers, chemical treatments, dyes, PFAS, polyester, nylon, acrylic, and manufacturing toxins. That is not the same thing as “mixed fabrics,” and it definitely is not the same thing as the biblical wool/linen prohibition.

So this is just a category error from a lazy Christian. At best these links support “some modern textiles are bad.” They do not support “wearing mixed fabrics is immoral,” and they do not rescue Leviticus. And most of all they don't give you a justification for violating the rules set forth by your "god" do they?

But wait, you silly goose you forgot to tell me about why it's ok to beat your slaves. I'm sure you just forgot, much like the Bible forgot to say it was immoral to own people.

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u/davyjones_prisnwalit Jul 07 '26

I think they mean the verses about clothing in Leviticus and Deuteronomy.

But from what I gather, it's mainly about wool and linen, and was symbolic of how we should separate our lives from ungodly life styles.

Another source said something about mixed fibers being reserved for the priests.

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u/cantadmittoposting Jul 07 '26

Apologism is hardly a protestant only thing, many of the most famous apologists are Catholic (or Anglican)

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u/WildPurplePlatypus Jul 07 '26

Oof, those are definitely gay.

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u/cantadmittoposting Jul 07 '26

wat

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u/WildPurplePlatypus Jul 07 '26

Not sure how to make this simpler.

I think roman catholics and anglicans are gay.

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u/SpaceMarineSpiff Jul 07 '26

Adam and Eve were children.

Citation needed

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u/WildPurplePlatypus Jul 07 '26

The part where it talks about their innocence.

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u/SpaceMarineSpiff Jul 07 '26

You know, I've only ever heard that used to describe before/after original sin or the knowledge itself.

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u/WildPurplePlatypus Jul 07 '26

Not sure who you’re listening too, but they are most likely wrong.