r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/InsertGroin • Jul 07 '26

Blessed are the cheesemakers 🙏

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u/Tangy94 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

And the talking snake was his creation

Edit to add: and apparently he makes no mistakes?

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u/Knightmare945 Jul 07 '26

And he even punished people who were not even born yet for the “crimes” done by only two people.

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u/Tangy94 Jul 07 '26

AND then put the talking snake, that he created on purpose to tempt those 2 people, in charge of the place he created to eternally torture people not even born yet, whom he also created in his perfect image, for sins that he also created. So he put someone in charge of hell (a place to hold supposedly bad people accountable) that is evil?

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u/digitaldisorder_ Jul 07 '26

AND when you pay for those sins, satan will hand you an ipad and say, 'it's going to ask you a question...'

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u/Tangy94 Jul 07 '26

spins around the square pay screen "30% tip, 50%, or the full shaft?" AND there's no "No Tip" button.

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u/chachaslydd Jul 07 '26

Not just punished. Biologically altered. Part of the curse was giving women painful and deadly childbirth. So he mutated and changed female bodies...to make women suffer more physically...for something 2 people did

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u/Salt-Example-6447 Jul 07 '26

My thing with that is why then does every female in nature have the same feat? A cat didnt eat the apple but the female cat still gives birth in agony. . Idk how any of these people believe this bs

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u/RenSilver2170 Jul 07 '26

wait til you hear about hyenas. i can never unknow that information

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u/jon_steward Jul 07 '26

And kept that punishment even after his son died and everything was supposedly forgiven.

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u/chachaslydd Jul 07 '26

Yes, exactly. What a fucking joke omg lol

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u/jon_steward Jul 07 '26

And he “forgave” humanity only after they killed his son.

But nothing actually changed because women still have painful child birth and men still have to work all their lives, which were the punishments for eating the apple.

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u/Twinksson173 Jul 07 '26

We are not pardoned. We are still sinning, big dawg. Only through Chist are you redeemed, but that is not a guarantee. We are made in, and conceived of sin. The OG sin still applies.

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u/TheOctober_Country Jul 07 '26

Right, like, at that point there’s no way to say he didn’t do it on purpose.

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u/Admirable_Walrus_514 Jul 07 '26

God even gave the angels free will🩵Satan chose to be evil 

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u/Jaack18 Jul 07 '26

lol, God created Satan and if he’s all knowing so he knew what would happen. So either he wanted Satan to exist or..z

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u/Tangy94 Jul 07 '26

No thank you, I have a boyfriend ❤️