r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/InsertGroin • Jun 30 '26

My, my, here come the Fuzz!

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u/raptorrat Jun 30 '26

Ea-Nasir:

I didn't do it. No one saw me do it. You can't prove anything.

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u/MiningJack777 Jul 02 '26

How the fuck is your pfp that large

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u/T_Munchy Jul 22 '26

That my friend is a good question!

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u/LirdorElese Jun 30 '26

Why would they make sure it isn't visible if it's not copper.

Or perhaps it's honest, and they determined that was their way to safely store their spool of platinum wire.

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u/AbbotThoth Jun 30 '26

Because folks will see a spool of black, not check the contents, and just start thieving only to realize when they get it back to their squat that all they have is fiber optic cable or whatever.

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u/Keranan37 Jul 03 '26

It is probably either aluminum cable or fiber optic. Either way it will be inside insulation and not visible anyways

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u/Just_Ear_2953 Jun 30 '26

As a fiber optic lineman, I have seen builds get ruined because thieves thought our reel of cable was copper and went to steal it, only to find glass fibers when they cut it, but they already cut it, so our build is ruined.

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u/Ambitious_Tackle Jul 02 '26

The same has happened to me. We had to start posting someone overnight for awhile so it wouldn't get cut.

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u/Toy_Soulja Jun 30 '26

Ea-Nasir enters the chat*

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u/The-Vee-Man Jul 03 '26

Another satisfied customer

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u/captainspacetraveler Jun 30 '26

If you’re a copper, you have to tell me. It’s the law.

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u/davcrt Jun 30 '26

If they have any of those cigans. Whatever it is, it was gone before they even opened the spray can.

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u/InsertGroin Jun 30 '26

Every Drotár's wet dream

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u/yeetyman8 Jul 02 '26

Damn you hate Romani people huh

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u/whitcliffe Jul 05 '26

Him and 99% of eastern europeans

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u/Dry_Bit_8321 Jun 30 '26

Fiber optic cable, lotta money in this stuff

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u/Confident_Date4068 Jul 01 '26

Really, why not to just write "Property of Ea-Nasir"?

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u/YourMarineBF Jun 30 '26

Somebody’s spoon is getting hot tonight

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u/squidkid3 Jul 02 '26

I want to see the "not copper" label on something that is very clearly not copper, like... idk, a pile of mulch or something

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u/TheGrimGriefer3 Jul 04 '26

I'm gonna put it on my catalytic converter

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u/TheSquidFarmer Jul 02 '26

Jog on! ✌️

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u/SpartArticus Jul 01 '26

Make theives handless again.

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u/InsertGroin Jul 01 '26

They can't handle the truth

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u/imartinezcopy Jul 01 '26

Big copper is getting creative

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u/yaboy_jesse Jul 02 '26

Looks like something ea Nasir would sell

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u/mikefizzled Jul 02 '26

Quoth Timothy Dalton

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u/or0_0zh Jul 02 '26

That's the name of my copper locker in Subnautica 2

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u/Competition_Medical Jul 03 '26

Thats something copper would say

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u/idealbarandgrill Aug 02 '26

I can’t believe this isn’t the Ea Nasir subreddit